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[–] qualia@lemmy.world 1 points 44 minutes ago

Lemmy is confusing, I don't understand this banning controversy even after asking my pal Claude. Need an ELI5. What would happen if I got banned?

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

I'm not banned on Tesseract, because I'm a big dick and the Tesseract dev loves big dicks.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It would actually be quite interesting to see what Lemmy looks like with this list in place, it will probably just be Lady Butterfly and a handful of others. He even banned Violet.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

How did lady butterfly not get banned? She posts LGBT and feminist stuff.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago

I guess she was mild enough that she didn't piss him off?

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 12 points 3 hours ago

This one time, at banned camp

[–] kirisamemarisa@lemmy.eco.br 11 points 3 hours ago

i'm not (yet)

but i did get a downvote from the tesseract dev

[–] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago

I'm banned, and my OG account is banned with a:regex entry!

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

The Tesseract dev turned me into a newt!

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 hours ago

I mean I rather liked it actually.

[–] El_Scapacabra@lemmy.zip 20 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

No, I'M banned on Tesseract and so is my wife!

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 16 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I also choose this guys banned wife.

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You banned another guy's wife?!

[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

Don't worry, he's into that sort of thing.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

No, I'm banned on Tesseract.

Ah shit it's it Solipsism Saturday again isn't it

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

That's actually hilarious. Please tell me it's actually 3D printed and not AI.

[–] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I am not confident AI would be able to so authentically recreate fdm 3d printer defects. Looks rather real to me.

[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 9 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I thought I'd seen the post for this, but this is the person selling them for a buck fifty.

Or if you have your own 3D printer, posted the design too.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Yep! (And proud of the distinction)

[–] protist@retrofed.com 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Upvoted because Spartacus. One of Kubrick's best. (Even though he disowned it)

[–] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Kubrick probably visited the island

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yep

I assume it's because I despise Zionists, would happily see every conservative burn and look forward to the fall of the US (once I get my fiancée out of there)

[–] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 6 points 2 hours ago

In case I'm not banned on tessaract (spelling?) I hate zionists as well and conservatives have been the worst in the US and for the US since the beginning

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, me too, but the list is so long almost every active user is on it.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 10 points 4 hours ago

Yeah, the blocking seems pretty indiscriminate. Even I'm blocked, and I'm the sweetest, most innocent little dope-smoking bunny on the Fediverse!

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Okay, but have you considered:

🐸🐸🐸

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Not even once. No shell, feet don't march, no tail bump. Not interested.

🐢

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Dude, have you considered that once dorks like me post a meme about something the meme dies