Now that's a keeper.
this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2026
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He can afford to feed her. Clearly a catch.
...people always like to forget, how much in love relies on instinct.
Bro have you seen the price of cheese these days ? I almost felt like crying in front of the pitiful slice of comté costing 38€/kg in the store's fridge yesterday.
(Though this screenshot is a few years older than the inflation spike)
"If a PIECE will fascinate her..."
If you hadn’t posted it, I was going to.
Does it have to be name brand rue, or can I use the generic store brand?
I’m not a woman, but I will admit that giving me cheese gets you my full attention, if not outright devotion.
I would 100% prefer getting potatoes and/or cheese instead of flowers. I don't like getting flowers.
I'd be ok with a flowering plant, something I can put in a pot or the garden and it'll live.
It's like 3 minutes if "aww they're so pretty" and then a week or two of watching them die
When I worked in telecom, suppkier would always send candy or other crap by Christmas time. One supplier sent me a wheel if cheddar. Still remember this 15 years later. But I've forgotten every other supplier
What kind of cheese though?
I showed my wife this. Asked her what if I gifted her a wheel of cheese for our anniversary.
She said she would remarry me. But it would depend on the kind of cheese.
An aged cheese the age of your anniversary would be a cool gift. But it would get very expensive very fast
Does your sister live in Stardew Valley?
Cheese is expensive af. And tasty!
Add jam or dulce de leche and the combo becomes a thing of dreams 🤤
Add a piece of dark chocolate with chili pepper, everyone looks at you funny when you suggest it, but it's always the combo they make for themselves afterwards.
If she doesn't want him I'll take him, cheese is one of the ways to my heart.
Chocolate+red wine for breakups and periods
The wine goes in the sauce, and you can grate the chocolate for a topping
Optionally for periods the wine can be white since you get free red dye
Uh. That's enough internet for me today.
Reminds me of that high dude who bought 40 pounds of parmesan because it was mistakenly labeled as dirt cheap.
Reminds me of a guy who ordered pizza to the pub but didn't want to make the landlord cross so he got enough for everyone. I had three slices and some of his weed.
I'm a guy, and I generally go commando, but lemme tell you, panties would materialize on me just so they could drop
I plant the potatoes and wait until they flower out of spite.
(well, more accurately, because I have a small farm, but still some spite).
He's a keeper!
Damn thats not a cheap wheel of cheese. Date #2 on the table... next to the cheese
Yeah flowers can be like 8-30€. That wheel of cheese is worth a whole fortune. A kg of really cheap cheese already goes for like 10€/kg.
Yeah I am going with the person who likes potatoes