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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Squirt is not pee, but there is sometimes pee in it since it comes out of the same tap (same with us guys; there can be a small amount of piss in your cum). If you ever tasted both, you'd know the difference cuz they do not taste the same. Even non-squirters produce it, just not nearly as much.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 0 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 minutes ago

The equivalent of the prostate gland in female bodies, the name escapes me at the moment, secretes into the bladder when stimulated.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)
[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 10 points 6 hours ago
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Glad to have you back violet

[–] Omnipitaph@reddthat.com 14 points 11 hours ago

The saga continues. It has been a wild ride running into your posts every now and again. Always a surprise, a welcome one, and one I look over my shoulders for.

[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 32 points 13 hours ago
[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 32 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

it's not pee

Lol, I've had multiple squirters try that line with me, but they can never come up with another fluid that would be likely to come out in that quantity.

Like, it's fine, I'll put a pet blanket on the bed and no harm, no foul. But don't lie to me lol

[–] LycanGalen@lemmy.world 19 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

It is pee with extras, technically. It's also fluid that's created specifically in response to sexual arousal, not just waste. So...sex pee? Curim? Peejaculate? https://www.gbchealth.org/blog/is-squirt-pee/

[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

If I piss in your morning coffee, and you drink it, does that mean you didn't drink piss because it was mixed with coffee?

[–] LycanGalen@lemmy.world 16 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

It only has some of the things that are in urine: urea, creatinine, and uric acid, It has things that aren't in urine: Skene's gland secretions, and is missing things that are in urine: salts, amonium, toxins, etc.

So if I dump protein powder in your coffee, did I put cream in it?

[–] mbp@slrpnk.net 7 points 5 hours ago

Best explanation I've heard yet, cheers

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Wait so was pee? Damn my ex wife loved to squirt she shoot that shit across the room. I should share this with her.

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 14 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

As LycanGalen says, it's kind of pee, in the sense that it comes from the bladder and goes out the peehole.

But pee is strictly speaking waste filtered by the kidneys, with enough urea, ammonia and other stuff in it. And pretty much every single scientifically done testing showed trace amounts of it in squirt.

Think of it like this: you have a "well seasoned" tea mug, with thick, solidified tea residue on its walls, so solid it barely comes off even if you scrape it. You take this cup, fill it with water. Is that water now tea just because it has some marginal tea residue in it?

[–] Alkali@lemmy.ml 1 points 47 minutes ago

So if the squirt is not pee, but is coming from the bladder, where is it coming from prior to the bladder? Because, if it's the kidneys, then it's kinda pee. If it's not, the. That would be interesting.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

trace amounts of it in squirt

Same should be true for semen afaik. Since gets ejected through the urethra.

[–] LycanGalen@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

Well, it's sort of pee. It's got the same chemicals in it that our body puts in urine, plus excretions from the skene's glands, which are related to the prostate in guys. It also isn't carrying waste from the kidneys, so it's "clean" pee, if that makes sense. Same idea as how cum and pre-cum overlap, but aren't the exact same thing.

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 3 points 12 hours ago

Yea it’s a loss of bladder control.

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 27 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Dated a girl that did that shit. I had to wash so many fucking sheets. Shit is annoying.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

I agree, shit is annoying. Squirt is okay though.

[–] FisicoDelirante@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 hours ago

Just use a towel

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

As long as you didn't have to repaint—

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, what if I want to repaint? Is it strong enough to strip the old paint off?

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know, I was talking about getting piss stains on the walls.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 2 points 31 minutes ago

Why do you hate art?

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 16 hours ago

You're iconic Violet

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 49 points 17 hours ago
[–] did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 72 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

ate me out as if it were the last meal he’d ever eat.

made me squirt in his face and swallowed it like it was the best drink ever.

incredible.

😩

[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

...uhh are you telling me other guys aren't doing this? I thought that everyone else was in on this too. Devouring women is my default

Should rename this community to violetblogs 😅

[–] Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 7 hours ago

Ratatoskr bless 🐿️

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 9 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

It IS the best drink on earth !

Edit : now I want to know how violet looks.. Damn it I'm off to horny jail again

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

Idk if it's the heatwave or something.. Someone chain me please

[–] beveradb@sh.itjust.works 44 points 18 hours ago

enthusiasm goes a long way 🙏

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Good on you, but I hope you aren't ruining marriages!

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Eh, the cheater is the one who ruins the marriage. Can't really blame the person they cheat with, the cheater doesn't have a gun to their head.

[–] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 59 minutes ago* (last edited 59 minutes ago)

Ye, my point was that I hope the dudes a single dad. Although I hear infidelity is quite high in Korea.

[–] Toryu122@lemmy.ml 4 points 12 hours ago

Damn, i thought i was in r/HonkaiStarRail

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

I hate when my lips get really chapped and a piece of it starts hanging down like that.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

This sounds exactly like something Sparxie would say.

Said as she banned whatever chatter called it pee lol.

[–] brave_lemmywinks@lemmy.world 7 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 33 points 17 hours ago
[–] luthis 3 points 17 hours ago

I might have to use this term now