this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2026
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

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-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yes he did. Guess what comes out of the shower heads.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 2 days ago
[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Untamed_Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I shower eoth cold water. Idk if what I said us related but still.

How high do you make them stand??

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

when you rent at trump tower

[–] dorumon@lemmy.cafe 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Honestly my wish to a genie would be that ill be a cute cat sized dragon.

That I would also be granted the ability to shape shift as my second wish.

That I will be and I shall feel healthy regardless of whatever shape I choose as my third wish.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Pseudodragons are so rad, but cats absolutely do not need more arrogance and power

[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 days ago

Too bad, can't speak after wish 1

[–] hayvan@piefed.world 13 points 2 days ago

Now you can sell that gold and get the golden showers you want.

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lemmy is way too small for me to be seeing the amount of reposts I do

That's probably the reason actually

[–] TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

he understood it perfectly you dirty dirty boy. :p