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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 89 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Imagine not tipping your landlord.

This generation man...

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

That's why none kf these kids are getting any houses. They really called this upon themselves

[–] Marternus@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I didn't know until now that there is a debate about tipping your landlord. For me this sounds unbelievable. It's like tipping your politicians and policemen. Or in another way like tipping your mum.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

like tipping your mum.

Widely believed to be impossible

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 62 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Do NOT be kind to your landlord.

My landlord lost their house gambling so I offered them to rent one of my rooms at discount as a roommate.

Now whenever my rent increases due to cost of living, I increase their rent due to cost of living.

We are in a sick perpetual cycle and both our rents went up 5000% yesterday. We are comrades in this pain and promised to protect each other if liver selling operation goes wrong.

It's a hateful bond, an adversarial friendship, and a dying survival. Somebody please help!

[–] DisasterTransport@startrek.website 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I think that means you raised the GDP of your block by 500x. You two make a pretty good team! You should both get some kind of medal for driving such economic growth.

Edit: hang on a second, is your landlord Larry Ellison?

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Now that I think about it, if a circle exists somewhere where A rents to B, B rents to C, and C to A (make it as long as needed, of course), one increasing the rent leads to a perpetual rent increase until one of them collapses? Would be funny to see tbh.

[–] mildseason@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

Lol spot on! This is exactly how the current economy is working 🙈

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

Have you tried getting a second landlord roomate?

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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 56 points 2 weeks ago

That poor landlord is living from your paycheck to the next.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 46 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Our landlord wanted us to pay for the ac being fixed...during the hottest part of July.

You could be on fire in front of me, and I'd piss on you. Tell me you're a landlord and I'll need the first month and last month deposit first.

[–] Th4tGuyII@fedia.io 20 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Piss would be too good for them. I'd just get some marshmallows and sticks out

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[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Oh it gets better. The hurricane that ripped through Georgia a year or so back ripped up our fence. They wanted us to keep it there until they could find someone to put it up.

It was rotted and no one wanted to do it...they were gonna keep a rotted fence on the ground in our yard.

I don't know about you, but Georgia got some bad snakes. I broke that bitch down, built a fire pit and burned it. They can marinate my family jewels if they think I'd keep a snake den in my back yard with my 6 yr old.

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[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Daaamn this is really a shitpost indeed

[–] Cum_Rag@fedinsfw.app 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Being selfless is a burden?

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Only when you're selfish.

Come to think of it, if being selfless is a burden to you then you aren't really selfless.

[–] Cum_Rag@fedinsfw.app 4 points 2 weeks ago

I guess they don't see the sacrifices people make for their rent money

[–] derAbsender@piefed.social 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Sarcasm on Internet Boards doesnt stay sarcastic for long

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

People will start believing in a flat earth and that birds aren't real.

[–] BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

BIRDS ARE FLAT AND THE EARTH ISN'T REAL WAKE UP SHEEPLE

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[–] spittingimage@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

My first landlord gave me a plank to hold the door shut so he didn't have to repair the lock and another plank to put over the hole in the bathroom floor that you could fall through to the foundations.

'Safe' living.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Sounds like a resourceful person

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

Safe living? HA

[–] steveLeo@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The tip of my schwanz, maybe

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Actually lol'd at schwanz, I haven't heard that term in at least a decade

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

May the schwanz be witchou

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[–] Exatron@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is shitposts, not shit takes.

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[–] wake@quokk.au 5 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

That spelling of entrepreneur is something else.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Its a satirical "business" channel on YouTube.

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[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

That image just measurably raised my blood pressure.

[–] Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 4 points 2 weeks ago

Fuck the leeches.

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