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[-] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 171 points 2 weeks ago

Still genital mutiliation and child sex abuse

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 81 points 2 weeks ago

Agree. I’m from Europe and I find it very weird how common it is in the US

[-] Reygle@lemmy.world 53 points 2 weeks ago

It's SO common in the US that while growing up I felt ashamed and incredibly self concious of being uncircumsized in high school showers. Life's so strange.

[-] Canconda@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It's not really a thing outside the USA? At least not in Canada anymore. I'm one of a bunch of kids and about halfway through my siblings they stopped recommending it.

Confused the hell out of 8 year old me tasked with giving my 3 year old brother a shower.

[-] velma@sh.itjust.works 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Thankfully the millennial generation has started doing away with circumcising our children. Last time I checked, which was admittedly 10 years ago, the circumcision rates were closer to 50/50 in the US.

Update: It's dropped below 50%!

“We reviewed over 1.5 million U.S. hospitalizations of male neonates, ages 0 to 28 days, during the period 2012 to 2022, and found that the overall prevalence of hospitalizations where a neonatal male circumcision was performed decreased significantly, from 54.1% to 49.3%,” says study co-senior author Aaron Tobian, M.D., Ph.D., professor of pathology at the Johns Hopkins University School of Medicine. “Decreases were observed across most patient and hospital subgroups, including whites — a group with traditionally high circumcision rates — where circumcisions dropped 5.3% over the decade studied.”

https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/news/newsroom/news-releases/2025/09/johns-hopkins-study-newborn-male-circumcision-rates-in-us-dropped-between-2012-and-2022

[-] taj@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

My husband started out with the "he should look like me.." and then quickly came around after a bit of reading. The Adam Ruins Everything on circumcision is great!

[-] Reygle@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

It's good to know it's moving toward not maiming kids. I'm afraid to ask about vaccination rates because my sister's kids are of questionable status on that front, and my sister won't talk about such things. Very alternative hippy type.

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[-] crandlecan@mander.xyz 10 points 2 weeks ago

you beat me to that exact phrase 👍

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[-] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 153 points 2 weeks ago

can we still like, stop doing it though ?

[-] homes@piefed.world 89 points 2 weeks ago

What kind of craziness would cause a person to think that it might?

[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 75 points 2 weeks ago

Probably the same craziness that causes people to think vaccines cause autism.

[-] grranibal@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 weeks ago

I got som’ Tylenol for you if you have coin for me :>

[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

I would hazard a guess, which obviously I don't know if this is what they're really thinking or not, but I would guess that since there are behavioral overlaps between ASD and CPTSD, that somebody might have made the connection.

That being said, there's no evidence that circumcision gives people CPTSD on its own, at least none that I am aware of, and if somebody else knows more than I do, (which is quite easy to do), feel free to educate me.

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[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 78 points 2 weeks ago

You're against circumcision because you believe it causes autism.

I'm against circumcision because I believe genitally mutilating non-consenting infants is an atrocity.

We are not the same.

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[-] minorkeys@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 weeks ago

But it does mutilate the child's genitals.

[-] ActualGrapesTasteGreen@piefed.zip 47 points 2 weeks ago

You needed a study to know that circumcising doesn't cause brain structure differences?

This IS idiocracy.

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[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 2 weeks ago

Who... how could... what?

... ah.

"Parents have been concerned about this potential circumcision-autism connection, but hopefully these findings may help allay their fears," says senior author Monica McGrath, research professor in the Bloomberg School's Department of Epidemiology...

Ah ok I understand now.

"Parents".

Bigotry against autists is so extreme that idiot religious extremists will actually consider one of their more barbaric, senseless, cherished traditions as negotiable, relative to the utter 'horror' of their children potentially being autistic.

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[-] crystalmerchant@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago

No but it is cruel as fuck and rooted in religious bigotry

[-] Auli@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 weeks ago

OK but it is still a barbaric practice and I don't see why we allow it. Just because it is culturally accepted does not make it OK.

[-] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

No but it is cruel and a gross violation of bodily autonomy that should have huge amounts of jail time attached.

[-] maturelemontree@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago

Thank goodness my parents said they would rather have left that choice to me when I was old enough. As an adult, why the fuck would I get circumsized unless you have a specific reason to do it?

[-] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I'm jealous that your parents cared enough to let you decide. I wish mine had done the same.

As for why you would do it willingly I don't know either.

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[-] daannii@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago

Can we spread a lie that it does ?

Idk what else will stop people from mutilating their child's genitals.

[-] drmoose@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Culture needs to be developed where parents are explicitly asked are they mutalating their kids and feel the social pressure.

[-] daannii@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

In the UK, the way they made it go out of fashion is make it so the national health insurance didn't cover it anymore.

I think that could work here.

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[-] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

...did people think it did?

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[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago

"Parents have been concerned about this potential circumcision-autism connection, but hopefully these findings may help allay their fears," says senior author Monica McGrath

Dear Dr. McGrath,

Which parents?

Sincerely,

Sane people

[-] RustySharp@programming.dev 15 points 2 weeks ago

The ones who wouldn't be persuaded by peer reviewed studies anyway, because they did their research.

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 weeks ago

Who else is fine with pretending it does if that results in fewer circumcisions?

[-] Allero@lemmy.today 11 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Nah, there are plenty enough confirmed reasons why this is bad.

But if you know one thing about conservatives, it is that they'll whitewash everything they want. They won't stop even if you say it causes autism, depression, or sudden death.

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[-] Canconda@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 weeks ago

Obviously. Nowhere to hide the Tylenol.

(why am I like this?)

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[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 23 points 2 weeks ago

Stop cutting bits off children, you complete wrong uns.

[-] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 weeks ago

fuck AMAB genital mutilation!!! fucking weirdos!!!!!

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[-] motruck@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 weeks ago

Genital mutilation.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Tell the religious people that circumcision causes trans women. At least that one could make sense to someone who's afraid of trans people.

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[-] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 weeks ago

The brain bone is connected to the..... Dick skin bone?

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[-] Akh@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

There is no reason for it either…

[-] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I heard if the doctor doesn't click his heels 4 times after cutting the umbilical cord or if it is a woman doctor the baby will get the autism.

[-] arararagi@ani.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

What? Who are these people that were even linking these two things? I'm actually shocked I can still be surprised by stupidity.

They should still stop doing it though.

[-] adespoton@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

This just in: wisdom tooth removal does not cause autism. Neither does forcibly removing fingernails.

I mean, they’re all things not to do unless there’s a medical reason for it? But while doing it has consequences, they generally have to do with personal (dis)comfort.

That said, I’d be upset if someone tried ANY of those procedures on a baby, as they’re all unnecessary on infants.

[-] slaacaa@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Glad we cleared this up

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