Don’t worry, Dolly, with the new Gender Education Not Indoctrination To A Lifestyle legislation that’s been passed it’s actually a crime for Billy to touch a doll for more than 10 seconds!
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One of my funniest, borderline-violent arguments in college was upon whether that was Rutger Hauer or Billy Idol. We didn't have Internet or the WWW back then. XD
Everything is connected now.
Oh YEAH, a nugget of truth emerges!
The pickle is funny, tho. XD
I hadn't watched the show but a friend asked if I could make this for them. Then eventually I saw it.
Well then, let's get thine arse in gear then, eh PF..?
はい！？
(voice of John Wayne, spoken softly but firmly)
Executive Order #17,249: Previously before children would get the three MMR vaccines in one dose at a single appointment. Cause I declared by my authority as Queen that these must be split into 3 separate, individual vaccines and given on 3 different days with one week between each, it has come to my thinkings that we must address the insurances for the poors.
All medical insurance companies and Medicaid must cover 100% of the all of the costs for all childhood vaccine appointments for children who look as like their whole families since forever ago have come from the Caucasy mountains (white people) and at most one vaccine per year for all other peoples. Those people should get given the vaccine for whatever thing they still need it for that is the least dangerous and deadly.
What if I don't want your stinky dolls?
Then the blue hairs will force you to play with them at the trans children's book reading until you accept Clockwork Orange style that you love dolls.
I don't know. I'm just guessing what someone right of the SS would say. I'm still confused about when "blue hairs" went from old ladies that couldn't see over the steering wheel to 20 somethings that are actually the most powerful social power movers in society.