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[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 104 points 2 days ago (4 children)

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I understand the reason for the split, but I still prefer their original lineup

[–] ozymandias117@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thank God I had Cradle of Filth to get me through it

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

Coffin Fodder 😍

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

The mIghTy boosh crowd

[–] OddDeer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I didn't know there was drama behind the later lineup. What happened?

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 13 points 1 day ago

He went from Goth2Boss

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

🎵 Caw, Caw, 🎵

🎵 Well, You know what a crow sounds like🎵

Absolute banger.

[–] ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This, Jen, is the Internet.

[–] canatella@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Hang on, it doesn't have any wires or anything!

[–] phineas1134@reddthat.com 39 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What was Wenger thinking putting Walcott on that early?

The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Haley Williams' solo material is great too

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Remember when she was the ass-mold to see if you could get sucked out of a plane on the terlet?

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 3 points 1 day ago

I was entirely confused at this comment for hours, but it finally clicked what you were talking about. MythBusters

Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAiiQRjzG3U

Part 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQcjDP-J0PA

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[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I live under the flight path to an airport. I see plane shadows pass over my place all the time.

I've been on planes and watched the shadow of the plane I'm on passing over the ground.

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 2 points 1 day ago

She has another side band thing going on now too called Power Snatch.

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[–] CareHare@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Have you tried playing it off and on again?

[–] Catma@lemmy.world 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I had no idea Jackie Daytona was in a band

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 4 points 1 day ago

Jackie Daytona, human drummer

[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

But what does IT stand for?

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 26 points 2 days ago

What doesn't IT stand for?

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[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If Matt Berry was in Paramore, I’d listen.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Just in case you weren’t aware, Matt Berry does make music and it’s very good. All the songs from Toast Of London are from his albums.

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[–] stumu415@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] sensation@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I want to watch this show with my friends, but without the laugh track.

[–] TheSambassador@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

You get used to it. It's only jarring for the first few episodes and then your brain will tune it out.

Also it's a real audience.

[–] Denalduh@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's the only show with a laugh track that I tolerate cause the show is that good. I'd love a laugh track free version tho for sure!

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure that's an actual audience, not a laugh track

[–] sensation@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Damn, I might be wrong.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 11 points 2 days ago

I can't attend a performance, I'm disabled!

[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

FAAAAAATTTTTHHHHHEEEERRRRRR!

Let me see if this is loaded?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

How the hell do you two guys work with a finger lickin' piece of chicken like that?

Matt Berry is the best.

Hey man nice shot

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

I’m sorry for your loss. Move on.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Give me paramore, or give me these 4 people and I’ll be happy.

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

These four people are Paramore, silly.

[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Call 01110....

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