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Obligatory South Park "Sea Man" meme
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Have you ever tried it? Does it have any properties beneficial to baking? Is there any significant taste differenece?
WHAT THE FUCK
Got this as a gag gift one year, pic isnt mine. I didn't feel like looking for my copy lol
No thanks I'm vegan.
/sj
If it is given with consent, it should be perfectly vegan
This is a book you keep on a shelf next to your home bar so when guests see it, they don't ask to sample your cocktails.
Ah, so that's why they're called cock-tails...
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I remember this from the 2000s! I still think about the outrageous amounts each recipe needed
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A friend of mine had this book! He said he got it as a joke, but even so I never ate at his place again.
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If a Wiccan baddie needs reagents, who am I to say no?
FRIEREN NO!
FRIEREN
YESSSSSSSSSS
One grimoire pls
Did someone say grimoire?
Probably planted by The Hero Himmel as a hint.
why is the cum black
They caramelized it first.
That should be a golden brown.
They carbonized it.
Microplastics, duh.
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As many have guessed, the author's teaching career at Hogwarts was very brief.
I think this has been said before, girls, if you want to dominate the man you love, just have sex with him. Men are pretty simple, we desire the person who desires us and has sex with us.
I want to be dominated by a ghost! She would be translucent—and—can possess your prostate to squeeze and release at high frequencies! Her favorite music is "Scooby Doo-style," and her favorite activity is rotating furniture when people aren't looking!
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Yalls don't need rituals and spells to get that result, just be slightly nice to me.
Gender swapped "Obsession". Should be fine, right?
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Tadaaaa!
i like the big cartoony cum splorch
...But I do deny them my- essence.
So, do you need that specific mans semen, or is it okay to use one owns?
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Any horny witches down to fuck?
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