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[-] Tomorrow_Farewell@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago
[-] squalless@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

Tricky to leverage

[-] squalless@programming.dev 13 points 2 days ago

bro just peg a new stablecoin to it if it's so liquid...

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Woah woah woah, don't you dare accuse the Italians of making liquid cheese, that's definitely American

[-] squalless@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago

nah, they'd never touch this liquidity pool

[-] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 50 points 3 days ago

Can't we solve this problem like Elon would solve the problem and simply store the cheese in space?

[-] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 days ago

Honestly storing cheese in space makes more sense than putting data centers in space

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 days ago

Due to orbital decay, it ends up raining fondue. It's a huge mess.

[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

You're right. We'd better store different cheeses together with some white wine, an assortment of spices and a bit of Kirschwasser. If it's going to be raining fondue, we may as well do it in style!

[-] content_educator_94@thelemmy.club 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I'd watch that as a gritty sci fi comedy

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[-] brax@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago

Put data centres in cheese!

[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago

The moon isn't made of cheese ... yet!

[-] samsamsamsam@discuss.online 10 points 3 days ago

Only after announcing the cheese will be on Mars next year. Every year

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[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

I want quicker access to cheese than space.

[-] pulsey@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

There will be a cannon attached that can fire the cheese directly to your doorstep with a little parachute attached for safe landing.

[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Okay, I'm in

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 27 points 3 days ago

"Once again the investor with the cheesiest portfolio comes out on top!"

eats cheese

"Oh no! I'm ruined!"

[-] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 59 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Missouri Cheese

Much government cheese is stored in "Missouri cheese caves",[10] underground warehouses for storing and aging cheese in and around the Midwestern state of Missouri, part of a national network of such facilities.[11] An erroneous article by Modern Farmer began circulating on social media in 2022 implying all of the USDA's 1.5 billion pounds of cheese was stored in caves near Springfield, Missouri.[12][13]

The US has it too.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 35 points 3 days ago

Imagine exploring some caves and just wandering into one of these vaults...

[-] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

I think I know what the players in my D&D campaign will be wandering into next. Complete with cheese golems shaped like cows.

[-] Tanoh@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"I try to eat the cheese golem's head."

"Roll D20 for agility check."

*natural one*

"The golem is amused as it easily pulls away before you can sink your teeth into it, all you manage to chew on is your own hand and dignity. Roll D6 for finger damage and then golem attacks."

[-] dreamkeeper@literature.cafe 6 points 2 days ago

I know where I'm going when the zombie apocalypse hits.

[-] Bluewing@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Enjoy your constipation!

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[-] huppakee@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago
[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 days ago

A single round of Parmagiano is $2000.

[-] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

More like $20k!
Haha!
Bilbo! Another round of cheese for Thorin's Dustr!

[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago
[-] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

It was a play on words.

round - a drink of liquor apiece served at one time to each person in a group
and
the fact that dwarves are prodigiously hungry and thirsty
gives us:
They would each require their own round of cheese for a round served to the group, which is what Thorin called to be delivered to the table. Hence the price tag.

But thank you for the earnest education on delicious cheese. The pungent, well aged cheeses have always been my favorite.

[-] fishy@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago

I'm a big time nerd and your joke was too nerdy for me, that's really something!

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[-] heliotrope@slrpnk.net 15 points 3 days ago

What is this, The Day Today?

[-] Redfox8@mander.xyz 8 points 3 days ago

Oh good reference! And now for sport with Alan Partridge.

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