That's how god damn fucking stupid these mother fuckers are. They don't understand a single fucking thing beyond the most absolute surface level of everything they fucking see and hear. They repeat shit they heard from people they think are smarter than them and they think they're being clever for it.

Fuck dude pisses me right the fuck off, im so fucking over this epidemic of idiocracy. Felt good to vent on a Friday morning tho. Didnt want to hold onto it all day.

The bigger you are, the harder you fall

Goliath down, you looketh tired.

No like, actually to any American who feels that way, shut up, quit voting, and let those of us with brains and hearts run the country. Canada has done nothing to hurt or offend us unril we started it. They were in fact the best neighbor and ally a country could ask for. Far better neighbors than we were and especially than dipshits like this are

Tweet is from 2 February 2025: https://www.thepoke.com/2025/02/03/a-florida-child-of-god-took-aim-at-justin-trudeau-in-the-trump-trade-wars-and-it-was-a-self-own-visible-from-space/

And here we have an example of the American education system on full display.

Canada will find the one card that brings down the whole house.

Does he even know Goliath was the bad guy?

They do this so often it's amazing. They like villains but forget that villains most often lose

This has gotta be the dumbest administration in American history.

Fun fact: almost everybody are dead wrong about David vs Goliath.

David was a seasoned soldier armed with the bronze age equivalent of a 9mm pistol, while Goliath was a huge dude with a club.

The only way Goliath could have had any chance would be if David started the fight in the Goldilocks zone of "within melee range but not so close that the relative size of Goliath and his weapon becomes a disadvantage"

Wars Canada has been on the losing side of:

End of list.

A giant, blustering and bragging in his hubris, only to get his ass handed to him by a rock wielding shepherd. In a match he should easily have won.

Not a situation the US would be familiar with at all. /s

It sounds like Canada needs to burn down the White House again.