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What an inspiration. Imma goon right now...
Mmmm, that's a keming issue
These sperm bank motivational messages are getting weird.
Just five more minutes
Gon... Goon... Go on...
Truly, recent internet history has been rough.
I asked Al if he used AI generated Gooning Goonies to Goon privately. Al told me that AI told Al it couldn't make Goonies Goon for Al since it is a copyrighted material.
๐โ
But I've been gooning for three days now I just need a drink of water.
Im Australia goon is a slang term for a cheap box of wine that teenagers would drink to get drunk. I guess the kids don't drink anymore.
It used to mean a criminal henchman in the US. How it got turned into long masturbatory edging sessions is beyond me. Thanks Gen Z, I guess.
So I "just" need to double how long I last? Simple! Why didn't you just say so before!?
Free JOI!
Well if you insist.
Welcome to the fertility clinic. Andrology ward.
this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2026
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