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[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 57 points 3 days ago

And now just as Tim Apple before him, John will be known as John Apple

[-] OR3X@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago

his friends call him Johnny Appleseed.

[-] Damage@feddit.it 4 points 3 days ago

I mean, I originally read the name as John Tetanus

[-] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 3 days ago

Tim had a very winded way of talking. My friend always got bored and complained. I would also tell him "let Tim Cook" 😊

Let’s hope he’s not an ass-licker like Tim.

[-] reddig33@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Oh good we should all send him greetings and tell him to fix some shit. Start with that map renaming bullshit.

Next kick “AI” off my phone and give me my 30gb back.

[-] spankysalmon@fedinsfw.app 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You expect someone who's not only an Apple fanboi, but literally works for the company to not be an asslicker?

... interesting.

[-] blitzen@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 days ago

Tim is staying on in that position.

[-] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

It's that time of reckoning. Let me know when shit hits the fan. It will be very interesting.

this post was submitted on 01 Sep 2026
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