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Two full raccoons y'all
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Anything but the metric system.
"I'm in."
It has just the most adorable face
with the power of god and anime on my side I could easily fit three racoon's up my ass.
A four inch hole has a surface area of 12.57 square inches and one seven inches across has a surface area of 38.48 square inches and this means three of them can pass through your ass at the same time without risking damage to your sphincter.
#theyDidTheMath
They did more than math
They did the monster math!
The monster math
It was the salesman's path!
The monster math
It was a raccoon bash
Which probably cause a serious rash
Ass rabies
Yeah but I'm sure prep time and speed is a factor.
If a raccoon just suddenly sprinted out your asshole without warning it's definitely gonna cause some damage
I’m sure three or four raccoons could sprint out of my ass no problem but it’s not exactly a normal one.
Too much time determining if you could. Not enough time asking if you should.
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Sly cooper in my pooper
No one ever just shows up at the Olympics and gets a gold...
The untrained human ass can stretch that far without damage, but with a little practice?
No one ever just shows up at the Olympics and gets a gold...
Didn't he get silver?
Exactly! How much further could he have gone if he trained his asshole before hand?
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Almost two racoons so far
Perfect post for my user name.
That's gotta be circumference cause ain't no way that diameter is correct.
Can't be. That'd be a diameter of only 2.228 inches. That's half a raccoon. Way too small.
Cherish your innocent eyes, the internet can be a nasty place.
A bad dragon says you’re wrong!
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How many badgers is that? Asking for a friend.
Almost two raccoons
This is where people get into trouble. They round up. They get sloppy.
They also forget to take into account not every raccoon gets along with every other raccoon. Ever had two raccoons fighting each other whole stuck side by side in your anus?! Not a great time
Don't define what is or isn't a great time for me thank you
What you're telling me is I can comfortably house a raccoon up my ass. Why wouldn't I? In this housing market? I could be charging rent!
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I knew there was a reason 26.04 is called Rancid Racoon.
How the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?
Almost as unsettling as having 37 open tabs. Like, I've been there before, and it's never turned out well 😆
You mean 438 open tabs?
My tabs counter usually just makes this face :o
Edit : went to check. Ive got exactly 37 atm. Had to do a little research to make sure OP isnt me on carbon monoxide
Mine's constantly showing ∞.
My tab counter addon has no issues displaying numbers like 194
The key to doing this is to put the raccoons in serially. You just can't put them in at the same time.
Ohh that's why. I had three raccoons and a lot of time on my plate..
Please don't ask me any follow up questions.
#anythingbutmetric
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I have to know what they define as "taking damage" because there's possibility for tearing even with a fraction of that size.
Small numbers begin appearing out of thin air. A red bar drains slowly.
*without training
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