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That would be petrifying
(lemmy.nz)
"Houston, we have two Microsoft Teams, and neither of them is working."
How will you be able to talk to Houston if your Teams is not working?
In Microsoft Teams, no one can hear you scream.
Claude.
That's far more terrifying than Teams.
Just data centers humming on geothermal and a desert wasteland.
2 different versions of outlook that don't work for some reason.
Fuck new outlook btw
It's an abomination. (And kinda shitty that it's yet another web app, you can copy the link for the background graphics even... so stupid)
And you can’t uninstall them.
Don't worry, we've already established that Outlook doesn't work in space.
It's not much of a surprise, since it doesn't work on Earth either.
Maybe that's an Alien cock we don't know
Someone made a comic like this long ago, but I can't seem to find the original artist :/
Well, it WOULD explain why Mars is a dead planet...
“We’ve found an abundant pocket of water on Mars. Enough to sustain our proposed data centers for a few decades.”
Big ass sign that says “Welcome to Theia 2”
Teams already takes 22 minutes to work... add the delay to that and you'll be in an infinite loop of lost contact
Mars gusta
Goddamnit now I see it too
Two outlook accounts and both aren't working.
The Outlooks, they do nothing!
2nd most
Microslop itself *
Fun fact, that big gash is called Valles Marineris and it's the deepest canyon in the solar system.
There's probably nothing scary in there...
Edit: largest not deepest, this is what I get for staying up too late
It's definitely the largest canyon, if I'm reading Wiki right. It's over 4km long and 200 wide, compared to the Grand Canyon at 277km long and 29 wide
You're right thanks! Late night brain moment
The Mariana Trench seems to be deeper, 11000 m compared to 7000 m. But I’m not sure what’s the reference point on Mars for elevation. But at least can’t fall into the Mariana Trench
You're right, thanks for the correction
But at least can’t fall into the Mariana Trench
why not? is there some local anomaly that causes gravity not to work?
I wouldn’t consider this as falling, but i get your point, i don’t see why sinking shouldn’t also be falling
I should have specified: at least you won’t die from the impact
Air is not so different from water in the grand scheme of things, we're just designed for and acclimated to air rather than water. So yeah, I think sinking is at best a subgenre of falling.
Man don’t scare me like this early in the morning.
Elon Musk.
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no oxygen. literally petrifying.
That's not what petrifying means
But the view will be breathtaking.
signs written in comic sans
The CocaCola logo
Ack ack ack!
I heard they sent all the copies of windows vista there
a smaller mars
AI datacenter
Another something orange.
A portal to hell. Which just leads back to Earth.
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