Saw this dipshit at a conference last week. He's leaning into the jacket jokes and it couldn't be more cringey. My industry is fucked and is buying into the marketing hype whole-ass. There are some applications in the field but what people don't seem to get is that for every round of applause this fuckwit gets, hundreds or thousands of people stand to lose their jobs. We live extremely dumb times.
seems its more useful for personal AI use, rather than a large scale thing. even for "Diagnosing" things its not even that useful.
I wish this asshole would just fuck off.
I liked him better when he was just the sell GPU's guy.
He keeps the leather jacket industry afloat.
If you have to have a news announcement about the arrival of AGI, then it has not arrived.
No, they have decided what everyone was calling AGI is now "ASI", so they can now arbitrarily declare they did what they promised but still need tons of resources to get where everyone thought they were promising.
I'm a bit out of the loop, what's ASI? Sentient?
"and I’m done buying into the hype"
Well everyone has to grow up and grow a brain someday
Whoever made this is a genius
Thanks, that was also me
He seems more like Musk every day.
Yeah, but the leather jacket! He’s got pizzazz! Panache!
Moxie even!
This man is a giant piece of shit. I'd be willing to lose everything and I own if it meant putting these assholes out on the street.
Can't wait to be only hearing about this and nothing else at my work from all the psychosis victims.
“I’m done buying into the hype”
Bait or just dumb?
Both most likely
"Hype" is obviously something that should be ignored, just like "influencers"
Congratulations on whatever you're talking about my dude.
If AGI had arrived, I'm sure I'd be finding out from it, not from you.
Next week: AGI breaks containment and announces new cryptocoin to celebrate AGI.
Skippy? You little shit! Get back into your beercan!
You know, I could believe that the first act of an AGI that was built entirely off whatever text was most convenient to get on the internet would be an attempt to scam people. That absolutely tracks.
These people should be in prison for the blatant market manipulation alone
And lose their head because they are billionaires
The point of the stock market is manipulation. There has never been a time the market has not been manipulated
Come ooooooon. You know you want to dump another 300B into the AI machine! This time they made a real breakthrough! It is 200,000,000 times better than the last 5 breakthroughs we have blown trillions of dollars in investments for over the past few years! The projected earnings are insane! Just look at this chart we made with AI! It says you will get a Gorillian dollars!
When the bubble pops we're going to have to change currency to gorilla dollars
Hamerabe Bucks
We'll just call em Dicks.
The Great Depression^TM^ - 100th anniversary edition
so like sticks and leaves because that's gonna be all that's left
Guy selling shovels says there’s gold just over there!
There’s a better chance of me getting struck by lightning twice than there is of AGI arriving in the next 5 years.
However over the next five years there will build enough data centres to cover half the planet, and still won't have invented AGI, but at least we'll be on chatGPT 19 but then.
but at least we'll ~~be on chatGPT 19 but then~~ have the total surveillance state by then. Every road covered by cameras, all feeding into data centres that can track an individual's movements from the moment they leave their home. Taking note of gait, height, face, clothing, etc
They won't have the uppity proles protesting about genocides or the cost of living when any with the will to stand up get arrested instantly.
What a tool.
Him that is, his product is crap.
Nvidia CEO Stupid Jacket once again declares ‘AGI has arrived’ — but he’s been wrong before, and I’m done buying into the hype
The Jacket isn't stupid.
It's a manifestation of Nvidia's mission statement in clothing form; a sign of it's individuality and its belief in corporate freedom. CEO cool jacket is just the next step in the lineage of trailblazers that use black leather jackets to look cool, like James Dean or Arthur 'The Fonz' Fonzarelli.
I get how it might stupid if you don't understand the history and context behind it, but the Jacket itself is okay
Holy crap guys wake up, a new copypasta just dropped
You sound like you're on Stupid Jacket's PR team.
not enough em dash
Did people really miss the satire?
AI is still a hype fuled dumpsterfire
He has gone full grifter.
You’re curing cancer, right?
You’re curing cancer, right?
"We did it, Patrick! We made a technological breakthrough!"
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