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[-] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 28 points 4 hours ago

President Camacho was far more qualified to be a leader than the sack of vomit you lot decided to elect twice.

[-] Tiral@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Never underestimate the power of moronsbin large amounts.

[-] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 37 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

President Camocho wouldn't rape kids.

Get his image out of your goddamn meme.

[-] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 hours ago

Alright, I've officially seen too many Idiocracy references, into Jellyfin it goes.

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

It's a horrible, dumb movie. But knowing that, it's a great time.

[-] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

I trust Terry. I'm going in

[-] maturelemontree@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

I forgot how rich with early 2000s humor that movie had. Did not age well with a couple of scenes.

[-] pticrix@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 hours ago

But... giving everyone free money, that's COMMUNISM!
The Red TACO strikes again, mimicking his role model : Kim Jong-Un.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 40 points 8 hours ago

That character was infinitely smarter than trump though.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 hours ago

And also wasn't a bad person. He actually cared about his constituents!

Camacho saw his people had problems, he searched for the smartest man in the world, found him, and empowered him to make real change.

That's not something politicians do, for that you need an idiot.

[-] bedwyr@piefed.ca 19 points 7 hours ago

Infinitely of better character. Comancho didn't know any better. And he learned better.

This president is a complete piece of shit by character. Not a fraction of a percent of goodness in him. Doesn't even like dogs. His redeeming quality is his arrogance and stupidity that leaves him unable to achieve his callous goals.

[-] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 113 points 9 hours ago

Why are you insulting President Camacho like this?

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 85 points 9 hours ago

Man we don’t deserve Camacho- man saw a problem and got the smartest man in the world to fix it

[-] hayvan@piefed.world 15 points 8 hours ago

Because Camacho actually cares about people. Something most leaders lack.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

"I don't think about the financial situation of American families".

[-] Karmanopoly@lemmy.world 20 points 9 hours ago

In fairness Mr. Camacho was gonna give everyone a Million dollars!

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 hours ago

A million dollars in that time is probably equivalent to $5000 today.

[-] kalistia@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 hours ago

Don't know if it's up to date but... https://idiocracy.wtf/

[-] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 44 points 9 hours ago

Surely everyone can see this is a lie? And if it isn't, then it's got to be illegally paying for votes. I can just see the SC ruling - 'everyone should have known he was lying, so it doesn't count as corruption'

[-] starik@lemmy.today 5 points 4 hours ago

Yeah, even MAGA isn’t buying this one. It just reminds them of the promised $2000 DOGE checks they never saw.

[-] elbucho@lemmy.world 12 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

It's a clear violation of 18 USC 597: https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597

Couple of interesting things about this: this covers both the supply side and the demand side of the bribe economy; it's illegal to offer the bribe, and illegal to accept it. Both are punishable for up to 2 years imprisonment per count. So if the US actually were a nation of laws, that would mean approximately 360 million years of prison for the fat orange traitor, and up to 2 years in prison for everybody who votes Republican thinking they're going to get $5,000 for it.

Of course, we're not a nation of laws. Clearly. I mean, Trump has violated the law pretty much every single day (sometimes multiple times per day) that he's been in office, and nothing negative has happened to him. We've all just accepted that our president is a traitor, and that's just the way things are.

[-] DokPsy@lemmy.world 28 points 8 hours ago

I think they've made very clear that they use the Nixon rule. If the president does it, it's not illegal

[-] bedwyr@piefed.ca 6 points 7 hours ago

We are way past that, we are on to the might makes right rule.

Who is going to stop them? That is the only question that matters to these super-villain gangsters that seized control of the US.

I was hoping at least for like a Scorpio type from the simpsons when that happened, but there is still time.

[-] BlindPenguin@piefed.social 3 points 3 hours ago

Still waiting for all those badass gun owners being heroic.. any moment now.. just you see...

[-] Yew@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Why does it need to be a lie? It conveniently is more money than anyone on SSI is supposed to have in their bank account, automatically resulting in kicking everyone off that program for having too much money.

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 54 points 9 hours ago

Trump never pays his bills, so, ya, good luck with that.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 hours ago

"A Trump never pays his debts"

[-] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 28 points 8 hours ago

It's already my money, asshole, where do you think it came from in the first place?

Also, I'd rather have healthcare for all and robust social safety nets, which are far more valuable than a paltry one time 5k payment that he'll weasel out of.

Just doing some quick napkin math, the $5k payouts would cost around $1.25 trillion, pretty much guarantee at least 4 more years of no Medicare for All, and lead to absolutely no systemic change. M4A is estimated to cost anywhere from $2.5-$3 trillion per year. So yeah, he's almost certainly lying but also even if not it's a huge bargain for the oligarch class.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

Who wants to bet he pulled that number out of his ass, without checking with anyone, or looking into if they even can?

[-] Mannimarco@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago

Why would he check if they can do it, he has no intention of actually doing it, he probably picked it because it sounds good

[-] bedwyr@piefed.ca 9 points 7 hours ago

Man what I would give for a Comancho ticket in 2028. We couldn't ask for better at this point.

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 hours ago

I'd vote for Crews as Normal Terry too!

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago

And Mexico is gonna pay for it!!!!

[-] hamsamrich@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

I fear too many Americans will have this reaction.

[-] Saltycracker@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Use it to pay off the student loans

[-] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 4 hours ago

Stop boosting this eugenicist pro rich movie I hate saying this every month.

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