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(Shamelessly stealing this image from some crackpot carnivore diet community elsewhere on the lemmyverse, with which I have never once interacted, but noticed I have been banned from. Lulz.)

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I just use salt, maybe a little powered stock of whatever animal I'm cooking so if can taste even more like that animal.

[-] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 9 points 6 hours ago

Vegetarians and vegans just hate plants more than they love animals.

It’s the mineral eaters you really need to keep your eye on.

[-] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 hours ago

Clearly you are making this argument in seriousness and good faith, so excuse me while I spend a couple of nights and more paragraphs than anyone will read to fully articulate my carefully crafted rebuttal.

Yeah, they're very salty.

[-] TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

The script can very easily be flipped, OP. "If you like plants so much why are you trying to make it imitate meat?"

[-] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 hours ago

Short answer: for the noobs. Most vegans grow to increasingly prefer more plant-forward meals. The humble bean is by far the most underappreciated ingredient out there.

[-] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 2 points 5 hours ago

thatsthejoke

[-] pastaq@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

This is the flip. Meat eaters say this to vegans all the time. That's the whole joke.

[-] TheLadyAugust@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Oh, I learned something new. I hadn't heard that one yet.

[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 9 points 8 hours ago

It's crazy how many people got hurt by a meme in shitpost community.

Good job OP!

[-] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 hours ago

*Takes a bow*

[-] Malica@lemmy.zip 6 points 8 hours ago

The right spices enhance the flavor of the meat without overpowering it

[-] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 hours ago

Same with vegitables and other foods. It's what herbs and spices do when used properly.

[-] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net -1 points 4 hours ago

Just want to comment here, because some people seem to be trying to spread a stinky narrative: yes virtually all plants contain "toxins". No, that does not mean they are toxic or poisonous to us. Caffeine is literally a natural pesticide; and yet coffee and teas are well known to be beneficial to our health and longevity, for just one example.

Spices are an easy way to give any meal not only better flavor, but a small punch of phytonutrients that most people are sorely lacking.

Don't let the crackpot carnivores spread their lies.

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 13 hours ago

So one of my favorite seasonings to add to hamburger, along with other beef and some pork stuff is..... Beef Bullion.

Now you may scoff at the idea of this redundancy, but give it a try next time you make hamburger or beef tacos or whatever. if not, you're missing out.

[-] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Now you should buy stock and use it instead of water in most cooking.

Or better yet, save ya bones and end pieces of meat and veg, brown it and use it to make your own. You can do this just before you cook, or whenever and just freeze or can it. If you go with the store stuff, buy stock based off of which one has the highest protein content.

[-] cloudshouter@lemmy.zip 3 points 10 hours ago

Have you heard of Demi Glacé? Chef John has a good cheater recipe if you’re interested in home make and less beef pricey.

[-] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

Chef John from foodwishes is awesome!

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