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I'm trying, box. I'm trying
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be strong for box
Never gonna lift you up, never gonna break you down.
Never gonna burn one down, or return you.
Never pack onions to make you cry, never gonna stack 'em high.
Never gonna tell you Rhys Darby can't hurt you.
Don't buy chocolate cookies in July, when the temperature is 105. (one-o-five. Just sayin')
Or ship live lobsters, using Ground™, even if it costs more going any other way.
iiiiiPhone is gonna need a signature. Instead I hand you something wet.
{Refrain repeats}
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Does that apply to busting down?
this post was submitted on 12 Sep 2026
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