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[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 hours ago

An eye is the one thing she needs

[-] kamen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[-] kuberoot@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 day ago
[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Wait... wouldn't it... make more sense for her to thaw in the summer?

Cut to Mariah Carey standing confused in a parking lot in June

[-] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

A moment of respite. A chance to steel oneself against the coming horrors.

[-] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Costco started selling Xmas shit in August. AUGUST!!!

[-] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago

I saw that last year in the UK for a couple of shops. This year august was the start of Halloween/autumn stuff instead which is better than Christmas although probably still a little early. Now its September I have seen small sections of Christmas stuff start to appear in more shops though.

[-] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 3 points 1 day ago

Why can't they just sell Halloween shit year round? Halloween is nicer.

[-] Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Hottest day of the year in the UK, Xmas shit been put out in the shelves. Halloween stuff was already out and selling 🤷

[-] lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world 81 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

it’s september you psychopath, you fucking chrizzos can fuck off

[-] ickplant@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago

Oh, I’m not happy about it. But that doesn’t change the fact that her one eye opened, and soon, we will be engulfed.

[-] 0x0@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

I wouldn't mind being engulfed.

[-] InputZero@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

My dude, we're well into September.

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[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Home Depot near me clearanced out the Halloween stuff in September last year to make room for Christmas decorations.

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

I’m already seeing Christmas stuff in Target, Home Depot, etc. Wild.

[-] Jeremyward@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

They had Eggnog at Costco today... Wtf

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[-] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

My local Costco already has snowmen and Christmas lights out for sale. Halloween stuff is basically all gone.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

december will be celebrating valentines and easter.

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[-] ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works 54 points 2 days ago

The groceriestore near where i live started selling christmas cookies a week ago. It's no even fucking autumn!

[-] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

Motherfucker it is still hot as hell where I live

[-] SoloPhoenyx@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

So, you live on Earth? Way to doxx yourself! /s

[-] HerbGrower@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 day ago

Not hot everywhere. UK is cooling off a bit, almost been thinking of wearing trousers to work with how cool it has been getting in the mornings. Not yet though, maybe a few more weeks.

[-] Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 6 points 2 days ago

The Scavenger's Daughter has opened her eyes.

[-] jupiter_jazz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago
[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Yup, but remember, "There are no gods here. Just those who pay for the privilege".

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago
[-] modestmeme@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

All you wannabe hipsters trying to bond over mutual disdain for that song when the real enemy is “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”

[-] Ravenheart@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

It's Feliz Navidad for me. Catchy enough to get stuck in my head, repetitive enough to be annoying while it's in there.

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

In the 90s, there was an especially heinous rendition of Mi Burrito Sabanero, sang by the whiniest sounding kid, that just dominated radio stations.

[-] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 21 points 2 days ago

For me it’s Santa Baby or whatever the hell it’s called, that song is just totally creepy.

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[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 days ago

honestly if you're like me and the millions of other tortured survivors of the hellscape known as A Retail Job, 99% of Christmas songs are just pure PTSD trigger

fortunately I can still somewhat enjoy Carol of the Bells and most of The Nutcracker because they just go so fuckin hard

also what didn't get ruined for me by being blasted over a blown out speaker in a loop for 8–10 hour shifts, are various metal Christmas tracks that are too spicy for grocery store grandmas 🤘

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[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I prefer "Grandma got worked over by a mobster". As an Italian American, it really speaks to me.

[-] Buffman@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago
[-] Nounka@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

O m g... The horror is comming soon...

[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago
[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

all i want for September is no Christmas

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[-] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago
[-] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Time to roll a big boulder in front of my cave and hunker down till may.

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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 days ago

"You ain't much, but I want you for Christmas."

[-] cattywampas@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

As an atheist I love Christmas and you can't stop me.

[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

The real spirit of Christmas is godless consumption, not Jesus.

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[-] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I will be continuing to listen to doom metal in honor of Halloween, and every other day of the year, thank you very much.

[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

EEEEYeeeeEEeeeeyyyeeeee dont want a.....

[-] nullspace@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I'm so fucking sick of this meme.

[-] Leviathan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

This worst kind of meme, the kind we'll never get away from because it's not at all based in popularity but in record company contractual obligation.

[-] protist@retrofed.com 6 points 2 days ago

I recommend just listening to Mariah Carey year round. Especially her first 4 or so albums, 1990-1996, absolute bangers

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