Buy ram and nvidia stock

You'll survive.

Don't move cities stop ignoring her red flags and go to the fucking gym

Buy a house right now.

Grow a spine and book the therapy appointment.

Start trying now, it's going to take longer than expected

He is not worth it. Send it back to when ever, it will always make sense.

give up, nothing matters and continuing isnt worth it.

She is seeing someone else, start planning

wait to sell your biomedical stocks until may 2022.

had I waited, I would have made a cool $32 million.

Start planning a good sentence to send to yourself today and have it ready 5 years from now.

Call grandma more frequently, you have less than 3 years to chat with her :(

(I miss her)

"Idk either, girl, sorry."

Don't fucking marry her you idiot.

"The Lotto numbers for 2026-09-12 are 16 20 25 33 39 45, Superzahl 0."

Sounds materialistic, but I haven't found a solution for any of the issues I had 5 years ago, I didn't make any major wrong decisions since then, and stuff like "buy RAM and GPUs" is irrelevant after winning millions of eurobucks.

You're trans. Divorce the alcoholic abuser and start being happy

Bitcoin peaks at $100k

Don't move across the country with him, get a divorce, your gut instincts are right, he's been cheating on you this whole time and he's about to financially ruin you.

Force mom to go see a doctor.

Don’t let mom get that surgery. She is the glue that keeps us all together and we need more years of that.

Start painting immediately.

You will have a lot more money, if you don’t spend it all on drugs.

Stop the house from burning down on April 18th, 2024 at 5AM.

You should just break up with her while you have the chance

YOU LIKE WOMEN!

"I don't remember you" was my idea to say the last 5 years have completely changed my life, but I'd probably assume I got Alzheimers ahead of schedule. One sentence is tough.

"It worked out" feels like what if want to hear, but that ignores growing global and national issues. Might even make me lazier, believing in some grand natural path, creating a paradox.

I could send details on the job move that made life better, but I'm on the path that took me out of that job already, so why try to change it?

Are monetary moves the only thing that would work for me? Not to change my route, but give me some more padding today?

You have enough money to leave, do it now

"Do drugs don't drink, bro."

I probably would have ended up drinking and doing even more drugs I think...

Don't invite any of your family to your wedding, the sooner you sever all ties from your family, the better.

Remember to bring your protective gear, and don't ever ride even once if you don't have it - you will suffer the consequences for years.

Or possibly: All behavioural changes (even seemingly positive ones like being more brave, assertive, active, loud and outgoing) are symptoms of something going on in your pets, so prioritise going to the vet more often when they appear - catching issues early means less damage to surrounding organs, less suffering and cheaper treatment.

CLS's stock price will increase by 3,860.57% over the next five years.

Find a new job when Frank retires. Jason, his replacement, is a fuckin idiot.

You're gonna get a tractor in a year.

Dump this job, it's making you miserable.