But the Roadrunner.
The Roadrunner walks into this house.
The Coyote Wife kisses the Roadrunner.
The children call him daddy.
Coyote washes the door away. The window. The yard. He whimpers to himself (on a picket sign) "What have I done?!"
For at last, the Roadrunner is defeated
And you may ask yourself,
Is this my beautiful coyote wife?
Beau reference?
Talking Heads
Once in a Lifetime
Same as it ever was
The roadrunner runs up and into the house in the painting, but the coyote still cannot follow
Roadrunner charges in and fucks his wife in front of him.
Meep meep *wink*
Considering the fact that they have a Tom and Jerry type relationship i dont think it's in character
I mean the most known jokes from that series is the coyote painting tunnels which the roadrunner can enter but the coyote cannot. So that seems entirely in line with the show.
Then the Roadrunner goes meep meep, runs right into his beautiful two-bedroom house and fucks his beautiful coyote wife.
And we begin to understand why he so deeply wants to kill that bird.
Narrator: Werner Herzog.
The coyote is a lost soul, forever damned to a meaningless chase in a landscape of indifference.
He stands before a rock wall where he has painted a vision of paradise at the end of a tunnel. He reaches out, but his paw strikes only the harsh, unyielding rock of reality.
Moments ago, the Road Runner appeared and, with a casual, indifferent grace, sprinted into the painting. The bird vanished into a dream that the coyote is forbidden from entering. Meep... meep...
Then comes a package from ACME. Inside the box lies a single pistol. The coyote lifts the weapon, spins the chamber, and raises it to his temple with a pained sigh of relief.
Tears flow down his face like waterfalls of sorrow. He stands now at the veil of this world. No more failures. This is how the coyote wins: he simply refuses to play this cruel, twisted game.
He pulls the trigger. Nothing.
The coyote opens one eye to find a tiny, mocking flag that reads "BANG!" He remains paralyzed by the absurdity of his own existence, knowing that in this vast, echoing wasteland, the only thing more certain than hunger is the cruelty of the joke.
...and then a studio creates a story about this, hires a full group of whole ass people to make it, and writes it off for taxes so they can pay a bunch of "important" "people" for easy money without the pesky need of anyone watching it.
... surprise!
Another studio has suddenly appeared and wants to release it!
Lucky you, it was good!
...but wait, there's a sequel...
...tune in next time to see if they can pre-cancel the sequel!!!!
This hurt.
~~Ennui~~ Pathos.
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