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Honeyrule (lemmy.nz)

I swear to god, if I had a penny for every time my bf said some variation of
"You ride me so well, I'm gonna have a heart attack one day 😃 "
I'd be able to afford the surgeries to literally turn my entire face and body cis 😭

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[-] tenchiken@anarchist.nexus 37 points 3 days ago

Fun memory... Finding out that getting a massive headache just after mind blowing sex was actually a sign of near stroke!

Good times.

[-] AnxiousMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 days ago

Waow 👀
That sounds...damn. Hope you're alright ♥️
Sounds like you had fun tho 😆

[-] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 2 days ago

Can someone explain the character with stitches all over their body? What does the artist want to convey?

Tap for spoilerThe first thing that comes to my mind is that this is just a homemade sex doll, and the other person is just delusional, thinking that this is a real person.

[-] AnxiousMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago

From my understanding, she's a zombie. No idea what kind of zombie has stitches, but the comments seemed to agree: she is indeed a zombie.

The first thing that comes to my mind is that this is just a homemade sex doll

She's a person with feelings too, y'know :P

[-] WitchKnight@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago

I don't know why my brain just instantly translates her as the girls on the cover of Mindless Self Indulgence's "Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy" album

[-] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 days ago

Zombie girlfriend... Isn't that borderline necrophilia?

[-] AnxiousMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Maybe...kinda. Probably?
I'm not going to judge a loving happy-looking couple tho 😭

[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 days ago

Wait there are surgeries to turn your body cis? I thought I was stuck with a wide ribcage however much money I had

[-] AnxiousMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 3 days ago

I just meant like a ton of cosmetic surgeries. Shoulders, ribs, FFS, hips, lipo and many others...
No, they wouldn't make me cis, but I'd feel a lot more cis, ig...
Sorry for misleading you

[-] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 days ago

i know that's what u meant, sorry, I mean, rib surgery actually exists? I've heard of rib removal, but I don't think that shrinks masc ribs

[-] erinmeow@piefed.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 days ago

ribcage remodeling exist, risky yeah

[-] AnxiousMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 3 days ago

Remodeling is what I meant, thank you.

What I originally meant, was that having enough money, I would go for all of these riskier and more expensive surgeries, essentially remodeling my entire body
The human ship of Theseus (Ciseus?) 😆

[-] erinmeow@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago
[-] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 days ago

hey it's not very helpful or sensitive to just dump a wikipedia link like that

[-] TerHu@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

yeah, what the heck? i clicked it hoping to get more info about rib cage remodelling but it was really just what you described. neither helpful nor sensitive.

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