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[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 points 1 day ago

Just want to say that censoring like this is useless as it's very easy to bypass

[-] Iconoclast@feddit.uk 1 points 21 hours ago
[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 points 21 hours ago
[-] Iconoclast@feddit.uk 1 points 21 hours ago

That technique doesn't work here. This isn't a video and it haven't been pixelated either.

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 1 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

There are techniques for images too btw; anyway, yeah sorry i didn't notice it wasn't censored, the tag being all ruined looked like a pixelated/blurred image xD

[-] Iconoclast@feddit.uk 1 points 20 hours ago

It is censored. Just in a unconventional manner.

[-] KittyCat@lemmy.world 76 points 2 days ago

Don't post pictures of keys online, too easy to make a copy

[-] athatet@lemmy.zip 47 points 2 days ago

While true generally, you go ahead and lemme know which one of those keys you’re gonna copy and what it’s gonna open.

[-] PetteriPano@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

One of those tags literally have an address and apartment number on them. And its key is in clear view.

[-] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago

Is that what it says because I can't make out shit.

[-] PetteriPano@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yup. Askolinintie 7B6. And that's in Orimattila, as the other tags say.

[-] athatet@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Alright. And the key opens what? Make a copy of it and go open something.

[-] PetteriPano@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Well, the other tags suggest OP works for a house/apartment management company. Looks like this one is a row house.

[-] FrostyPolicy@suppo.fi 37 points 2 days ago

It even tells where he is and what's his profession. 🇫🇮

[-] markz@suppo.fi 35 points 2 days ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

And the company. Time to look up buildings managed by [company]. [city] isn't that huge of a place.

Nothing's probably going to happen, but this one in particular is uncomfortably revealing.

[-] Iconoclast@feddit.uk 0 points 1 day ago

Sorry, but what's the witch hunt for again?

[-] markz@suppo.fi 2 points 21 hours ago

Witch hunt? Sorry for the distress, that's not what I meant with the comment.

Just please don't post easily identifiable information online. I didn't look up the buildings or the company, but just reading the text on those keychains told me more about you than I want to know.

[-] woelkchen@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Don’t post pictures of keys online, too easy to make a copy

Or your fingerprints...

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago

or lack thereof

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Nah those are fine what are really personally identifiable are rectal folds

[-] filcuk@feddit.uk 6 points 2 days ago

Makes it awkward unlocking the phone at work, but at least it's secure

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago

Double it and give it to the next guy

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 33 points 2 days ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago

When someone asks if you're a god, you say yes!

[-] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago

There's more leather on that key ring than there is in most bdsm clubs...

Most... but not all

[-] Jerb322@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Get abig ring to put them all on, one to rule them all.......

[-] eurodyne@piefed.world 19 points 2 days ago

Oh, fuck that. The first thing I do is pull every single key off of all of those rings, put them all back on one ring and then tag them appropriately.

I fucking hate shit like that

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The ADHD in me does disorganized shit like this all the time, and it drives the Autism in me crazy.

I could rock a keychain like this for years, then suddenly I notice one day, it repulses me, and I have to drop every task to organize my keys right now before I can carry on with my life. Every day I live in a hell of my own creation.

[-] eurodyne@piefed.world 2 points 1 day ago

Holy shit, maybe I’m autistic

[-] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago

if this is apartment management they need to be given out individually

[-] Zugyuk@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

My wife does this with her key ring, using small plushies. It's larger than her smaller purses now, and she's aiming to add more.

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

I'm pretty sure she's just trying to have an excuse to carry around plushies, and that's fine!

[-] Pipea@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

People still use those Abloy locks?

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 14 points 2 days ago

My mom has one from the late eighties on her front door in salty south Florida. Also they have a very nice security through obscurity feature in that disc detainer picks are still fairly rare.

[-] lepinkainen@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Not just obscurity. It needs a fiddly custom tool that’s super easy to break and needs a ton of skill to use.

[-] Iconoclast@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago

Why not? It's only "bad" compared to newer Abloys.

[-] Pipea@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

My parents still have one that's probably older than I am. I figured it's just some gimmick lock from back in the day that was marketed as "high security" because of the wierd looking key. They have a thing about this, y'know how some people have to have some kinda edge on the "rest of the plebs", can't just be normal and buy a normal lock, no they gotta buy.... this thing.

No lock is "high security", but Abloy are better than most.

[-] supermurs@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

My parents still have an over 40 years old Abloy lock.

[-] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 3 points 2 days ago

In Finland? yeah. When I lived in the city I had a safer one, but here in the boons it's exactly the model above. For the front door.

[-] markz@suppo.fi 1 points 2 days ago
[-] PetteriPano@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

The new model has a cartel agreement not to copy them freely.

With these you never know how many keys are in rotation after a couple of tenants.

Had a prior job that handed me dozens of keys to access the different buildings. It was a security measure in case one key gets lost it limits what the "students" can gain access to. The entire campus was essentially one open air prison that had a history of local trouble makers thrown into first before throwing them in jail. It was not a good place to work and honestly I would find it humiliating to have been there voluntarily with how they treated people.

[-] realitista@lemmus.org 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Dude one of those really big rings to put all the little rings on probably doesn't cost more than $2. I'd make the investment just to not have to look at that.

Edit: I looked it up and it's probably a loose leaf binder ring that I'm thinking of as the classic jumbo janitor keyring from the movies. But look at this beaut. It's the best of both worlds.. Put that baby on one of these and you're the talk of janitor town.

[-] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

More like key tumor amirite

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Looks like arranging them into an actual chain ⛓️ might make more sense. At least they wouldn't block each other.

[-] Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 days ago

Are they all for the same building?

[-] _fryerDan@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

that's kinda funny actually

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