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Actually made me giggle

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[-] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago

Great! A product for people who may not be perverts but like sucking the cock of an evil corporation!

[-] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 days ago

You gotta admit that's a huge market.

[-] Seimhe@lemmy.world 115 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

This is still surveillance, just with audio instead of video.

But this actually creates a new problem: wearers of pervert glasses have plausible deniability. “Are you filming me?” “Who, me? Oh no, these ones don’t have cameras. Trust me”.

[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 48 points 4 days ago

Don’t forget logging every Bluetooth and WiFi device (mobile and hardwired) with location and timestamp and sending it all to meta for “tailoring ads”

Kinda makes a body want to figure out some sort of RPi+battery+automated exploit doodad to throw in one’s backpack to confuse/brick/pwn the creeperShades

[-] Player2@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 days ago

BLE spam is already a functionality of the Flipper Zero but I'm not sure how much it actually hinders the data harvesters

[-] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 days ago

Yep, it's just meant to muddy the waters. Pretty common tactic, especially from these big tech companies.

[-] slevinkelevra@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 days ago

I think the new problem is exactly what they want to achieve.

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[-] spy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 123 points 4 days ago

If it's from Meta in any way: No.

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[-] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Any stupid mofo wearing them Zuck specs, meet this kid:

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Went to get glasses and made a big point of avoiding Ray Bands for taking Facebook money to make pervert glasses. Hoping it's not the first time they've heard that.

I do actually like the classic nerd look of their glasses, but yeah, fuck that.

[-] LilB0kChoy@reddthat.com 26 points 3 days ago

FYI, Ray Ban is just a brand name owned by the same company that owns most well known glasses brands.

Once you realize how consolidated the eyeglass industry is its a lot harder to find truly independent brands.

[-] 0tan0d@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Anyone reading this there is still value in undermining the investment the conglomerate made in purchasing raybans.

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[-] ItsComplicated@sh.itjust.works 81 points 4 days ago

No camera but it will six microphones.

[-] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago
[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 38 points 4 days ago

Not a camera! A 'digital imaging device'. With AI!. Thats constantly connected! And it all happens on device! Encrypted for your safety! Trust us bro!

[-] EonNShadow@pawb.social 10 points 4 days ago

"They 'trust me'. Fucking idiots."

-Mark Zuckerberg

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 65 points 4 days ago

It's not even the glasses alone, it's that it's one more major part of the ENTIRE surveillance state that is growing around us. It is being sold to us as this great new future, but we are all very aware of what they really intend to do with it, which is enslave us in every way possible.

They are denying it, of course, claiming that this will make our futures easier, and more fun, but we KNOW these people, and they are not interested in making our lives easier or more enjoyable. Just the opposite, in fact. They want us working every second of our miserable lives to increase their personal profits. To them, that's ALL we are good for.

To us, they have ALL the money and power. Let's take that from them before they use it to kill everyone who resists them, because we all KNOW that's what's coming.

[-] a1studmuffin@aussie.zone 33 points 4 days ago

My favourite part of this is that Zuck was so out of ideas that he tried to reinvent Google Glass at great expense and is running into exactly the same social brick wall that project did.

[-] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

To be fair, people have become more stupid / subservient, to the point I can see why someone would think "let's try that again".

[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Oh shit, people think we're creepy like flock. Let's do what flock is working towards and drop the camera and move towards EVERY OTHER FORM OF FUCKING TRACKING AND SELLING DATA.

[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 31 points 4 days ago
[-] BeardedBlaze@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

Not unless your normal glasses do all this: "The camera-free glasses, code-named Luna, will still feature an array of six microphones to allow users to speak to the company’s AI chatbot and its recently-released AI assistant, called Muse. They’ll presumably pick up audio from users’ environments as well, where bystanders may not be aware of the eavesdropping."

[-] daychilde@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

What I love about the internet sometimes is that the literal thought that I had - the literal comment, character for character - I wanted to make is already here.

[-] iLStrix@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

No. Glasses with always-on microphones, internet connectivity and logging everything anyone is doing themselves + the people around them. So not much better than the current ones.

[-] arc99@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Why do you need glasses at all for a version with no camera? Can't someone just wear earbuds in that case? Can't someone's regular bluetooth (or even tethered) earbuds just talk to the phone in their pocket to do everything?

[-] frongt@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 days ago

Bad news, Apple is trying to figure out how to add cameras to airpods.

[-] Nalivai@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

A glasses with a display were always my dream. But with actually good controls, which it looks like the current iteration of pervert glasses actually have, it's more than I ever dreamed for. You can display a minimap there, you can do some media control, display relevant info if you're working on something, speaker's notes when you do the presentation, the possibilities are numerous.
If there will be a distinct version without a camera I might actually consider overcoming my hate for Zuck's bullshit (but more probably I'll wait for zuckless version)

[-] dustyData@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I know it is your dream. But, doing a presentation while wearing sunglasses indoor doesn't exactly transmit humanity, connection nor empathy. I would nope out of that presentation. Everything else is just an app. They are all non-critical things, they don't require a HUD.

Anyways, that's irrelevant because meta glasses don't have screens. So, no AR functionality.

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[-] tigermountain@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Great. Now I not only have to listen to other people in public talking on their phones but now talking to their glasses.

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[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago

People this fucking stupid shouldn't have this much wealth and power

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

comes with wifi/lidar to "monitor surroundings as home wifi has been shown to form a picture based on the singals around the wifi hotspot.

[-] eleijeep@piefed.social 16 points 4 days ago

The camera-free glasses, code-named Luna, will still feature an array of six microphones to allow users to speak to the company’s AI chatbot and its recently-released AI assistant, called Muse. They’ll presumably pick up audio from users’ environments as well, where bystanders may not be aware of the eavesdropping.

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[-] QueenHawlSera@piefed.social 6 points 4 days ago

How's it supposed to do Augmented Reality without a camera?

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[-] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 4 points 3 days ago

Fucking perverts

[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

I wonder what the fallout from all this failed voyerism tech will be? What unexpected uses will we find for this spy shit? Ruview already looks like an interesting alternative to mmWave security sensors. What else can we come up with?

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[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"Oh, don't worry, these are actually the Meta Glasses Freedom©®™. They're actually pretty innovative! I can go off-grid while still feeling so connected to all my feeds! Instead of recording to the cloud, I can use my new Freedoms©®™ to record moments directly to my brain using the new Facebook BAM technology. Yup, these babies don't have a single semiconductor, but Zuck still managed to somehow run Brain Access Memory on them! The best part is how cheap they are! Nearly half the price, and you get a 10% discount on their AI subscription since these glasses don't actually transfer any data. But that subscription lets the Meta Glasses Freedom©®™ assist me with directly accessing memories whether the glasses were present or not! It's a pretty sweet deal, if you really think about it."

[-] NekoKoneko@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago

So how about those state all-party-consent wiretap laws?

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[-] demizerone@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

No camera but echo location like Rocky from Project Hail Mary

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