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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 day ago

One of them screams when she doesn't know where I am. You could just walk down the hall and look to see if I'm in my office (where I spend most of my free time). She also screams when my spouse is in the shower, but then runs away when she (spouse) tries to pet her. Spouse moved in after a decade of the big kitty being the boss, so I understand the complicated relationship. And if you believed the kitty, she's never been fed a meal, not ever, not even once.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 48 points 2 days ago
[-] DementedSociety@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago

6AM!? Lucky bastard! Mine start around 4, and if dare snooze my 5AM alarm I trampled by them repeatedly. Literally, the fat one jumps from my dresser and bounces off of me, little chubby cute handsome... Oh who am I kidding... I love them so much 😍

[-] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 days ago

Mine was similar. An automatic feeder did wonders for my sleep :D

[-] DementedSociety@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Thank you for your suggestion. We have been discussing this. We feed them wet food, Ive looked at a few wet food auto-feeder products but I'm skeptical.

[-] jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

I was quite satisfied with mine. Basically it was just a rotating plate with coolpacks underneath and four pits. Held the food fresh until morning, which was enough for me.

[-] CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 18 points 2 days ago

My mom just locks them in a room at night.

I'd argue that these cats had no trial prior to their prison sentence but all attempts at early parole have led to immediate and malicious reoffense.

[-] schmups@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Username checks out

[-] myyass@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Not right meow, maybe later.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 9 points 1 day ago

Mine finds things next to the bed to russle noisily.

[-] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Do you people not train your pets?

[-] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

For real. I never feed my cat shortly after waking up. So she never wakes me up, because she knows she won't get what she wants.

I moved back in with my parents because of reasons. Against my request, they started feeding her as soon as they wake up. So now my cat wakes them up earlier every day. She still never bothers me because she is perfect. My parents complain, and I don't know what to tell them beyond "stop rewarding her when she wakes you up in the morning... like I told you."

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

it seems like most people don't understand "if i reward someone for doing something annoying then they learn to do the annoying thing", regardless of the species in question.

[-] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

my cat is the one who trains me

[-] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Did they learn their training techniques from the handbook?

[-] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Thats really sad to admit.

[-] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

there's a lot about me that's sad to admit tbh 😅

[-] R00bot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago

People rarely train cats. It's weird. So many cats have awful behaviour and their owners just shrug and act like it's inevitable.

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago

Cats are dumb and stubborn. Mine start to get annoying about 1-2h before they're fed in the morning. I solved this by feeding them later, which not everyone can do.

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 days ago

I taught my cat to leave me alone in the morning by handfeeding him right before I left for work for a few weeks, and then setting the automatic feeder to go off 30 minutes before I wake up

[-] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

Why not put them behind 2 closed doors?

[-] SpikedIguana@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

So have you seen the shining?

[-] Smif_N_Lenin@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

"It's past 6am somewhere, now gimme fooood"

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