One of those java monsters sounds kinda nice rn ngl

If you could grab me a snack wrap, that'd be awesome bruh!

A rollback to Harambe please. It was the first domino

6 pack of beer, snus (tobacco, not the white nicotine pouch shit) and salted peanuts. Buy something for yourself too, on me.

Yeah can you get me a box of blowjobs?

Just a 5th avenue thanks!

If you can find some rock candy...

A tallboy, some boner pills, and a clean t shirt.

When you comin back? … tear runs down cheek

chocolate. something chocolate.

Let me know if they have any will to live in stock

Need some chicken breasts and thighs

Toilet paper

ill take a trust fund but if they are all out of that a good paying job. You know what maybe just pick up a better society.

If you bump into my dad tell him we're still waiting for him to come home

When I worked in the auto industry they always said hookers and cocaine. I always said Skittles

Sprite but only if you're getting one otherwise I don't need the calories

Some waffles please

Camel crush menthol and whatever the cheapest beer is

A hug.

A pack of Dunhill fine cut blacks, a 40, and a dozen of my scratch-offs. thank u baby ill get u back

Grab me the latest wizard mag, cocaine quarterpiece, and tylonol.

A pack of smokes

A hug

I’ll take three good dicks please, grab a few more if they’re on sale

I'll take "the sweet release of death" if you can find it anywhere on a good sale price. Thanks bro.

I need one yellow thumbtack.

Can you grab me a can of striped paint from the hardware store?

yeah can i get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

bean