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Yo, I'm heading out to run some errands. Y'all want anything? (lemmy.world)

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[-] lime@feddit.nu 79 points 3 weeks ago

yeah can i get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

bean

[-] BlameThePeacock@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago

Nice try Liam

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[-] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 49 points 3 weeks ago

If you bump into my dad getting his ciggies, tell him to come home already.

[-] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 45 points 3 weeks ago

Some will to live.

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

I brought you huile d'olive, which sounds a bit similar.

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[-] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I got you some booze. Usually helps me when the going gets tough.

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[-] daggermoon@piefed.world 30 points 3 weeks ago

A hug.

[-] four@lemmy.zip 24 points 3 weeks ago

🫂

[-] daggermoon@piefed.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

thank u

[-] VonReposti@feddit.dk 29 points 3 weeks ago

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

[-] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

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[-] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago

New US president, please.

[-] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not in the United States, bro. Nothin' I can do. Sadness.

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 25 points 3 weeks ago

Could you grab me some ram? I was going to take out a mortgage to upgrade my computer, but then I realized I don't own any property

[-] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

Okay but like, time for real shit. I am in Korea. I went to a thrift store and got his beat the fuck up looking Thinkpad T480 for like $25. No shit. I take it home and take it apart. You know what I see? I got a Samsuing NVMe 2tb and fucking 2 32gb of Crucial DDR4 RAM chips. NO SHIT!

So uh... in real life? Come to Korea and peruse the fucking thrift shops.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

In that case I’ll have some Korean BBQ, pleeease!

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[-] naught101@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

Can you grab me a can of striped paint from the hardware store?

[-] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Can't afford the chequered stuff?

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[-] RodgeGrabTheCat@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 weeks ago

Large pizza with the works, add pineapple.

[-] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Got it, pal. I got you a pizza topped with 4 kinds of cheeses, tater tots, egg, squid, tteokbokki, a sacrificial virgin, ice cream, matcha, boba, spinach, yumyum sauce, sleeping powder, and pineapple just like you wanted!

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 weeks ago

When they're dragging out the capers and honey, you know they're giving you the Works.

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[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 3 weeks ago

Go pee for me, I don't want to get out of bed

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[-] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 weeks ago

I'll take "the sweet release of death" if you can find it anywhere on a good sale price. Thanks bro.

[-] stopforgettingit@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

only if its on sale tho, otherwise its not worth it.

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[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 12 points 3 weeks ago

World peace, and if that's not available, some cheese and onion chips.

[-] spacegoat@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Let me know if they have any will to live in stock

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

They were all out of it, too. :(

[-] naught101@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

A revolution

[-] nullify3112@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

A rollback to Harambe please. It was the first domino

[-] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 10 points 3 weeks ago

Crack.

[-] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Can you get me some meds? I think I'm experiencing a manic episode.

[-] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

...oh oops, I read "meds" as "maids"

Yo, you still want some maids, bro?

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 weeks ago

Dude! In my country, MAID can be medically assisted suicide. Make sure ya get the right kind of maid!

[-] LeftReddit2@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

WHAT THE FUCK COUNTRY ARE YOU IN!?

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[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

A hug

[-] InGodWeThrust@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago

Do they still make those? 🤔

[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

It's a subscription model.

[-] SorryImLate@piefed.social 6 points 3 weeks ago

👥

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[-] Quexotic@infosec.pub 8 points 3 weeks ago

Can you grab me some democracy while you're out?

[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 7 points 3 weeks ago

A Cinnamon Toast Crunch shake. Get two, because you’ll want one. They’re better than they have any right to be. It’s just a vanilla shake with Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal mixed in.

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[-] ieGod@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, free palestine while you're out. Cheers.

[-] sprolemo@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Four whole chickens and a Coke.

[-] SpikedIguana@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

A tallboy, some boner pills, and a clean t shirt.

[-] Mooserider@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Maybe some good news?

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah can you get me a box of blowjobs?

[-] noxypaws@pawb.social 6 points 3 weeks ago

chocolate. something chocolate.

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[-] Bla@lemmy.cafe 6 points 3 weeks ago

When you comin back? … tear runs down cheek

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