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I don't know, is it any better then the Butt Plug Nug Jug?
I don't think you should be putting anything that unscrews like that in your asshole.
What if we added a recesssd latch?
Probably not. But it's better than my current method of just my keys on a string.
They missed the chance to name it unko
"Ugh... I sat on my keys!"
I get people are arguing about fake/AI, but... KMART is still alive and kicking? I thought they died off like Radio Shack and Blockbuster.
This is the Australian Kmart.
on the shitpost meter, you score 60%
Apparently there's a whole market.
A hole market if you will
I... Impressive.
now that's actually cool.
You'd get all this shit in the seam
We are done. People who can identify an AI image are now the minority and the mass will be fooled and yet choose to be confidently wrong about it.
If you are curious, read up about ai image watermarking: https://youtu.be/kVXp6UNVPTo
https://youtu.be/9btDaOcfIMY https://openai.com/index/advancing-content-provenance/ https://openai.com/research/verify/
Nobody thinks this is a real image in a Kmart. They just dispute whether the obviously fake image was photoshopped or generated by AI.
The butt plug image used is AI but also from the company that sells them: https://craverise.com/products/stainless-steel-hidden-key-box-butt-plug
That does not mean that putting the AI image in that context for humorous purposes was done in AI.
It is also trivial to strip watermarks so checking for watermarks isn't reliable. Not all gen AI images are even created with watermarks. It's like checking an optional note from a parent.
We should just call stuff fake if that is what matters. Whether it is gen AI or photoshop is far less important than being fake.
So, the image is fake, but the product exists. Also, Kmart does sell a few sex toys. So, the only lie here is that Kmart sells this particular sex toy, as it does not.
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I’m weirdly disappointed the real product has a gem in the base.
It's a butt plug in a department store, of course it's fake.
I mean, the produce section is full of butt plugs
Department stores do carry sex toys. Obviously not Kmart since that hasn't been a thing in like 20 years but Target and such places do have them on the shelves.
Anything is a sex toy to those of us with an imagination.
That's an Australian Kmart, which still exist everywhere here (anko is their house brand). They definitely do not sell sex toys.
Huh, did not know that thanks for the info.
I am surprised the place with 24/7 nitrous delivery draws the line at sex toys in stores but it is also weird for America to be okay with considering the extreme puritanical stance on non-pedo/incest/bestiality sexuality...I wonder if there's a business opportunity for wang shaped nang tanks?
The first clue was Kmart honestly.
Also pretty sure it's a non-standard logo for Kmart too.
There's other details but that was a major one for me.
You know, on top of the idea of this somehow getting sold in a box store which is silly enough to begin with.
Actually no; that is both the correct logo for KMart in Australia AND its own internal brand Anko:
No, the "mart" is in front of the K in the Aussie version, this one has the "mart" behind the K.
At least you'll always have them with you.
She jingles loudly while she dances,
Leading oft to pantsless romances.
Careful early planning, she stays worry free,
As her bottom always holds the key.
You're welcome.
... To her bottom.
Please do not put anything from Kmart inside you. It will almost certainly break
It’s a Blue ~~Light~~ Ball Special.
Looks like AI
Smells like AI, too
Until used, then it'll smell like something else
pam image: they're the same smell
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I would not trust that.
Kmart???
there are 3 left i the US and 300 in Australia. Other stores that disappeared from my city but still exists somewhere else: Radio Shack, Blockbuster, Winn Dixie, Bi-Lo...would definitely do nostalgia stop if close to one of these
Huh.. This comment sent me down a Wikipedia rabbit hole. Australian Kmart is a separate company and brand from the American one. We also had a Bi-Lo until maybe 15 years ago that was also unrelated.
We had RadioShack and Blockbuster too, but they were the same brand.
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