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submitted 2 days ago by I_Jedi@lemmy.today to c/fuck_ai@lemmy.world

There is a particular individual who believes that "Artificial Intelligence" is insufficient for describing AI. Therefore, he has seen fit to hold a vote on AI's official new name.

I must say, I'm not a big fan of these options. Why can't I vote for "Shitty Intelligence"?

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[-] christian@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"Supreme Intelligence," probably because of its relationship to the Supreme Court, is losing badly

I am always saying this.

[-] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

I clicked this post expecting someone to be shoehorning in an "America". "American Intelligence (AI)".

[-] tangeli@piefed.social 32 points 2 days ago

I'm quite surprised he doesn't have American Intelligence on the list.

[-] TacoSocks@infosec.pub 6 points 2 days ago

I'm surprised he didn't go with Trump Intelligence.

  • Named after himself.
  • AI is actually stupid and is only good at manipulating so aligns with his level of intelligence.
[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] BlueberryWalnut@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

Donald Extreme Intelligence

DEI

[-] Seimhe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If you can’t see it you can’t be it

[-] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Still in favor of renaming it “A racist pile of linear algebra.”

[-] Lectral@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 days ago

Personally, I think "simulated intelligence" is more accurate.

[-] story@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago

i vote America intelligence

[-] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago

There's a person calling it by another continent's name...

How to democratize Tech – starting with „AI“ by corsnero at TDF 2026: media.ccc.de/YouTube

(Yes, there are people in other regions training AI for a job)

[-] snoons@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 days ago
[-] strop@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

But is it learning anything?

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Stochastic embuggerence

[-] nibbs@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

I'll vote for 'T9 MAX'.

What the hell, I feel generous. Let's go with 'T9 MAX+'.

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

TBF, ChatGPT probably does have intelligence superior to the annoying orange.

[-] loaf@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago

I flushed something earlier that did, too. That man is dumber than a bag of hair.

[-] eleijeep@piefed.social 6 points 2 days ago

Why didn't you write his name in the title of your post? Is it to evade people's filters? Ignoring consent is pretty rape-y, dude.

[-] I_Jedi@lemmy.today -1 points 2 days ago

They say that people know who it is when people mention "that guy". I wanted to double check.

[-] spicehoarder@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 days ago

I vote for Bull Shit (BS)

[-] StumblingWasabi@lemmy.today 14 points 2 days ago

How about "pattern recognition"

[-] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

GGM good guessing machine

[-] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 days ago

You can tell when it's his PR team posting and not himself.

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Could anyone else in history possibly have been called a moron more times than this pedophile? He should handily win that contest.

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 12 points 2 days ago

Uh, buddy--should you be posting this shit rn? You're in the middle of losing a war.

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 days ago

The Dow is over 50k so the war is actually being won rn

[-] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

God, that feels like an ancient reference and it's only been a little over a year.

[-] onlyhalfminotaur@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

Uh that was just in February lol

[-] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

Was it? I swear it was last year.

[-] Eq0@literature.cafe 4 points 2 days ago

Shiiiiit… it feels like a lifetime

[-] DarkSirrush@piefed.ca 8 points 2 days ago

When every day is a new controversy, it gets hard to remember what happened last week, let alone a year ago.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago

You’re just jealous of his Extreme Intelligence.

[-] stellargmite@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

It wont be HIS extreme intelligence until he bails them out. Which is probably soon with all the desperate arm flailing and scaremongering theyre doing . Oh, you meant his own extreme intelligence? Very funny!

[-] kingkong@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

so how bout we call ai = fake intelligence or how bout no intelligence

[-] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

I say we go with fake unintelligence, so that we can shorten it FU.

[-] kingkong@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

good idea its what trump is doing anyway its the truth of his intelligence

[-] lividweasel@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Bro really thinks it was the first word we had an issue with?

[-] Menagerie@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago

This is one case where renaming something after himself could be a good thing. AI shall now be known as trumped-up intelligence.

[-] s@piefed.world 7 points 2 days ago

Supreme Intelligence actually does echo Marvel Comics’ Kree technological deity of the same name which just rips off the knowledge and works of people to basically just warmonger

Seems appropriate for this theft-driven hype cycle.

[-] eremophila@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

Fucking daft country

[-] AlternatePersonMan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Stepping aside from the dumbest man in the universe posting another idiotic thing- I fucking hate surveys like this. Jobs always do these at the end of they year.

How would you describe your job satisfaction: A) I have found the best employer ever B) This is the greatest opportunity I will have C) If I could work more hours for free, I would gladly do so

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Don't republicans hate the SI system?

[-] FoxAlive@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

If its named superior intelligence do we have to natzi sullute it too, and go along with its final solution?

[-] graham1@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

American government official discovers runoff elections

[-] Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago

"artificial Donald trump oh great lord emporer intelligence"

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