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[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 76 points 1 day ago

Kid in therapy 20 years later. “I feel like she’s always watching, with those dead, shark eyes”

[-] Insekticus@aussie.zone 38 points 1 day ago

This is why humans evolved that "uncanny valley" sense - to realise when your mother is pulling a fast one over you.

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Like a doll's eyes.

[-] RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world 68 points 1 day ago

She’s gonna grow up and be a serial killer

[-] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 day ago

Grow up and have panic attacks when people blink and their eyes disappear.

[-] cloudshouter@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 day ago

That kid is going to mess up somebody’s psychology study in the future.

[-] socsa@piefed.social 26 points 1 day ago

30 years later explaining your mannequin fetish to the therapist:

[-] Meron35@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago
[-] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

It's a joke and I get it, but that period can be so taxing that moms fall asleep and then roll into their child, suffocating them. It's devastating. Yes, baby will want to be held but you can train them over time. Don't give up.

[-] Zarobi@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Unless they have colic, in which case just try to get everyone through that 9 months alive

[-] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That kid’s uncanny valley reflex in overdrive.

And then her eyes open and the baby starts screaming.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Don't sleep with babies in the bed. Fyi

[-] richardisaguy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

That's why i usually sleep with my kid on the hard cold floor

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Don't do that either.

[-] socsa@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago

What if they are already dead?

That's just a midnight snack.

[-] WereHacker@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

It is clear she has her skill from painting miniatures

[-] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

simpsons did it first

[-] incompetent@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

I'm out of the loop. Who is she and what's the context?

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago

Random person who painted eyes on her eyes lids, so she could sleep

[-] Stolas@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

Poor lady, she shouldn't have to do that.

this post was submitted on 21 Sep 2026
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