Kid in therapy 20 years later. “I feel like she’s always watching, with those dead, shark eyes”
This is why humans evolved that "uncanny valley" sense - to realise when your mother is pulling a fast one over you.
Like a doll's eyes.
She’s gonna grow up and be a serial killer
Grow up and have panic attacks when people blink and their eyes disappear.
That kid is going to mess up somebody’s psychology study in the future.
30 years later explaining your mannequin fetish to the therapist:

It's a joke and I get it, but that period can be so taxing that moms fall asleep and then roll into their child, suffocating them. It's devastating. Yes, baby will want to be held but you can train them over time. Don't give up.
Unless they have colic, in which case just try to get everyone through that 9 months alive
That kid’s uncanny valley reflex in overdrive.
And then her eyes open and the baby starts screaming.
Don't sleep with babies in the bed. Fyi
That's why i usually sleep with my kid on the hard cold floor
Don't do that either.
What if they are already dead?
That's just a midnight snack.
It is clear she has her skill from painting miniatures
simpsons did it first
I'm out of the loop. Who is she and what's the context?
Random person who painted eyes on her eyes lids, so she could sleep
Poor lady, she shouldn't have to do that.
Funny
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