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[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 48 points 5 days ago

I didn't cut you off bro.

My parents made that decision, while I screamed in pain.

[-] sudo@lemmy.today 35 points 5 days ago

My parents made that decision, while I screamed in pain.

My thoughts on being born

[-] Aganim@lemmy.world 35 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I was quite happy to get rid of it actually, recurring inflammation and infection due to severe physiological phimosis isn't fun. I vaguely remember having to try cream and trying to pull the foreskin back regularly in order to stretch it, but that didn't do anything. In the end the conclusion was that the situation would not resolve by itself, so it had to go. Doesn't bother me and never had strange looks because of it, despite circumcisions not being the norm here.

Circumcisions without a medical reason should be considered child abuse though, fuck that crazy shit.

[-] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 days ago

never had strange looks because of it

Do you display it?

[-] stoly@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

This happened to my. Constant infections and inflammation. My life is immensely better afterwards and I’d do it again in a second.

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 11 points 5 days ago

Never have I been more disappointed in an album purchased off the back of one song.

[-] crandall@lemmy.today 10 points 5 days ago

Crazy, that album is filled with bangers

[-] daggermoon@piefed.world 3 points 5 days ago

I have the CD. I recall liking at least one other song. I can't remember what it was called.

[-] JennyLaFae@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago

Remember that every time conservatives ban gender affirming care for minors (which should be social transition, and puberty blockers/hrt when appropriate, with the surgery conversation starting at 18); they carve exemptions for coercive correction on intersex babies and getting their daughter's tit jobs.

[-] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Thats why im getting experimental japanese foreskin stemcells applied

[-] lokalhorst@feddit.org 7 points 5 days ago
[-] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago

🎵 Now you're just some foreskin that I used. to. know! 🎶

[-] Strider@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago
[-] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 5 days ago

Over 90% of cases resolve by the age of seven

I had that until I was 12 and started regularly masturbating. Seems like that was indeed the fix:

Patients are advised to stop exacerbating masturbation techniques and are encouraged to masturbate by moving the foreskin up and down so as to mimic more closely the action of sexual intercourse. After giving this advice Beaugé noted not once did he have to recommend circumcision.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)
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