cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/67258333
At this point I’m ready for both 🥲
I need a new coat for one and a leather mankini with spikes for the other. But otherwise yeah
But which is which?
That is a very question, I haven't got a clue :D
HeMan has the answer for both of them.
Do people need to do something to get ready for it? Gotta admit, I kinda do nothing and fall shows up every year and I've survived it every time so far.
Sounds like you've been lucky so far. My friend's aunt's niece's coworker's unborn child's boyfriend died because they hadn't prepared enough. Took them by complete surprise and they hadn't stocked up on your average "fall" necesities.
I have a friend who stocked 50 gallon drums with pumpkin spice latte in his bomb shelter.
Gotta have that helmet ready for when the leaves start plummeting from the sky
The sky is darkening like a stain, something is going to fall like rain, and it won't be flowers, -Wystan Hugh Auden
The consumerists need to get ready with their "cosy cottage core vibes" and their pumpkin-spice lattes.
I bought some big ass water jugs and made an emergency kit with some basics, oh...
Welp, it's coming whether you're ready or not...
And I won't tell you which one I mean.
Society doesn't fall. It crumbles away, layer by layer, until an empty facade remains.
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