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[-] rangber@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 hours ago
[-] dismay3915@lemmy.world 14 points 9 hours ago

This made me chuckle. That's rare. You get a pat on the head.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

I feel personally attacked by this

[-] Photonic@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

Man now I kind of wish I was bald… I have brain farts at least once an hour

[-] crank0271@lemmy.world 56 points 13 hours ago

Finally, a technology worth boiling the oceans over.

[-] halfapage@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago

seriously I should shave or I'm gonna be out of the job market holy shit

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 64 points 13 hours ago

Why does that look like the fakest bald head ever? Is that makeup, or a photoshop? The dude clearly has two very different skin tones.

[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 30 points 12 hours ago

I think the face is pasted on in Gimp or Photoshop - the traditional tools of the old masters.

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

An elegant software for a more civilized age.

[-] Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 13 hours ago

Dude looks he had someone else's face put on him

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 points 12 hours ago

It should be reported, every once and awhile shitposts arent real.

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 6 points 12 hours ago

I'm sorry I'll take the post down

[-] aaaa@piefed.world 2 points 2 hours ago
[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 2 points 18 minutes ago* (last edited 12 minutes ago)

I'm in the process of doing it! It's just taking a while because I'm using the butterfly programming method

[-] starik@lemmy.today 3 points 10 hours ago

It’s a bald cap blended with makeup. He has hair under it

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

I wondered that too. But it's SUCH a piss poor blending job.

[-] MBech@feddit.dk 6 points 13 hours ago

His ear also looks out of place

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

i dont like his shoes

[-] MolochHorridus@piefed.social 8 points 10 hours ago

They want me to actually break windows now?

[-] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Look at this guy. He still has windows.

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

I have never had Linux break due to a fart, either Linux is strong or my farts are weak

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 5 points 9 hours ago

I'm getting three and handing them to random bald dudes in the office!

[-] rain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 9 hours ago

highlighting twice would make this headline more clickbaity

[-] homes@piefed.world 15 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

As a guy who is losing his hair, I am so glad that this is not one of the things I am insecure about.

(having a huge dick helps 😉)

[-] alien_observer@slrpnk.net 14 points 12 hours ago

Life with hair was an illusion. Rid yourself of what remains and join us, brother.

[-] homes@piefed.world 5 points 11 hours ago

I’ll say this: I am superduper into hairy dudes, and I have observed that bald dudes are extremely hairy everywhere else.

  1. that totally works for me

  2. oh look! As I’m lost a little bit of my own hair, I’m also getting even more hairy myself. I’m a little turned on by that, too!

  3. in this increasingly complex and terrifying world, in this swirling morass of insecurities, ‘losing my hair’ is one less thing I need to worry about. I’ll take that as a win if that’s something that just doesn’t bother me. And, to be perfectly, Frank, I have had the privilege to sport a mohawk since I was 17, and I’m 49 now. I have definitely “made the most of it“ the flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and I am perfectly happy with the end result. 🤟

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 7 hours ago

now wait a minute, my dong is tiny and I also feel great about being bald

[-] cinoreus@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

What do they mean by double the loudness? Make 80db 160db or 83? The latter would not have much difference, while the former turns your farts into a tactical weapon.

[-] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 7 points 12 hours ago

Double the subjective loudness.

[-] cinoreus@lemmy.world 1 points 59 minutes ago

160db, it is.

[-] CelloMike@lemmy.world 11 points 13 hours ago

"Welcome back to Braining with Babish"

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 12 hours ago
[-] Szurke@sh.itjust.works 6 points 13 hours ago

Looks kinda like Anne Hathaway.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 9 points 13 hours ago

God I wish she’s fart twice as loud and directly into my nostrils.

this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2026
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