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you shouldn't be scared on a flight
(lemmy.nz)
Does this sentence make sense?
They're saying that aviation professionals are obsessed with planes to the point of romantic infatuation, and would do anything to prevent them from crashing.
Thank you!
I think I'm having a stroke
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So one of us has had a brain aneurysm, because that's sentence makes absolutely no sense.
that's sentence
Might be you
The aneurysm is calling from inside the house.
Might be you
No period? I'm sorry, your argument is therefore invalid.
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Might be maybeline
Maybe it's mightbeline.
Is it toast we can smell for miles?
there is like mayyybe one missing comma
otherwise it's perfectly comprehensible
I don’t understand other comments’ confusion, this makes total sense to me.
It took me a couple tries but I got there. Some punctuation would have helped.
it doesn't help that "fuck" has every significations you want
I get what they are saying… but it’s stupid.
I'm getting confused by "those things". What things are we talking about? Are they talking about the plane, or something else.
My father used to be an airline pilot and I know airline pilots can be a bit obsessive but it's not about the plane as much as it's about all the procedures and regulations. They mostly swear at the planes. Cabin crew mostly see it as just a job, with some bonuses that you don't normally get. Crew don't get assigned to a particular plane, they move around quite a lot, so they don't really get attached to one aircraft in the way that sailors may get attached to their ship.
I think they're talking about the mechanics, viewing "those things" (the planes) as wives, the mechanics' autistic (<-complimentary) love transcending material and size, to reach around to lust.
Sounds about right, to be honest.
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Wut.
I thought the airline staff wanted to fuck each other
I feel like every industry says that their staff are the horniest.
Nah, in the outdoor industry is definitely raft guides that are the horniest.
This matches what i know about the one raft guide i met. Eesh.
Ski instructors
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I was promised it was nurses!
Yeah but they picture planes the whole time
Wtf is this saying? Can someone translate to English for me?
"Everyone who works in aviation wants to fuck these things" these things = the planes, "wants to fuck" = is overly emotionally attached to the plane. "every plane that crashes is a wife who dies" = the technicians will dearly mourn the "death" of the plane, and don't want it to happen in the first place.
Oh man, today Lemmy learned that "living planes" and such is a thing. "Living Aircraft" has like 5500 tags on e621 dating back to 2009. Reddit used to have r/dragonsfuckingcars, too.
I know of airplane fetish because I had a friend in highschool who was at the intersection of furry and airforce family
Sure a “friend”. They must go to a different school in Canada and that’s why we’ve never met them.
He was real! I have friends!
I mean it sounds absurd, but have you seen the size of the landing gear on some of these bigger planes? Like a good A380? Huge tires. I'd get inside her cockpit.
I'm dating a living plane otherkin. We're going to get married.
So yeah I'm a planefucker.
Same with trains, autists really keep the place going
You'd think Germany would have the best rail service in the world.
Privatization man. Rail should belong to the people, not to profit oriented buisnesses.
Everyone agrees that privatizing roads would be a bad idea, but for some reason they're okay with it when it comes to trains.
I dunno. I get railed by DB on a regular basis
They have a blemished record of providing unwanted one-way trips
I think this is more appropriate in the brand new sentence community.
Less likely to die on a bus than a plane. Less likely to be injured on a plane than a bus.
No one's excited to join the 39 foot long club.
Source on that? Is it per mile traveled because I highly doubt it would be.
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
How can our wife planes be real?
Did you have a stroke?
its an old meme
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...can we get some people who work in aviation to confirm or deny this allegation? I'm going to assume it's true till then and y'all kinda perverts.
The correct word in this situation is waifu.
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