This is funny, but the license plate number should be blacked out. Don't dox Christ like that!
Maybe dont dox peoples number plates
I saw a car recently which resembled the plates OB56GYN, which was made me wonder if thay person was a doctor.
I also saw a BY33EEE resemblance, which I thought was hilarious
I’m drawing a blank on the second one?
Byeeeeee
What harm can be done with a number plate, something that's visible on the outside of the car anyway?
Because it's associated with someone's name and profession here, which isn't publicly available information
It's attached to a person.
And can be lookup on the internet very easily.
I had a car that started with AF1 but I'm not the president (I'd probably do a marginally better job).
Can't be Christ. Christ drives a Honda Accord, he just doesn't like to talk about it. Read John 12:49.
How is he supposed to rideshare when all his disciples are in one Accord? (Acts 2:1)
Can't be his dad either, as he drives a Plymouth.
I thought Christ drove an Accord?
I thought he drove an Astrovan?
Well, last i heard, ala Cocaine Jesus, was that he was in a black four door sedan, with no label listed.
This also invalidates the Van issue
I was 25 minutes too late! Gah!
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Oof. That's gonna be $34 Christ bucks.
Nah, he had such a bad experience with it that he doesn't want to talk about it.
Jesus is ready, are you coming?
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Passenger: So… is your name actually Christ? Is it short for Christopher or Christian or something?
Driver: I'll be honest. I'm an Ecuadorian named Jesus. I just don't want ICE to kidnap me
I live in the Twin Cities Minnesota and my work has me dealing with a lot of people doing this kind of gig work. A lot of the immigrant regulars stopped working during metro surge and some of them just never came back. I hope they found better work but I know at least some were just straight up kidnapped by the Gestapo. It's fucked.
There’s a rugby player called Christ - commentators call him a sound more like Chris and then add a t at the end… “Chrissed” as an approximation.
Bassist for Nirvana's name was Krist, pronounced the same way, basically how I assume the driver's name in the OP was pronounced too.
TIL: There is no such person as Chris Novacelic (sp?) - I’ve always misheard his name.
Please don’t tell me it was Kirk Cobain…
Kurt Cocaine is what my wife calls him.
She said it by accident one time when we were first dating and I laughed so hard I almost pissed myself, so the name has stuck.
That’s true love, right there… plus a brilliant misnaming.
And he will only wait for 2 minutes
I used to be on a Spanish language learning cooperative site. I got a lot of messages from Jesus.
Everybody needs a side hustle these days.
That 2 minute limit is probably why we haven't seen him solve more of the world's problems.
Ha yeah, that's Jesus's brother, Barry Christ.
He's kind of a dick
Blasphemy - no one knows the day or hour.
No one does. It just says "now. "
What now? Now now? Or just now? Did I miss it? It's been a few seconds.
Ugh, oh Christ.
Fun day. Worst website I have visited in many months though.
Blasphemous website!
Even he has to participate in the gig economy.
Christ on a bike!
You were expecting a mule?
No no, that's Jesus, he is a drug mule for the cartel. He drives a Chevy Suburban. Great for moving bricks of cocaine.
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