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POV: You don’t know what a POV meme is.
POV: When your partner is leaving for work but you are sleeping with your legs open and a titty hanging out
POV: ...you are sleeping...
That door is way too close to the bed, and far too high. This is a horrific ergonomic failure.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
YOU FUCKED UP, CHIPPY
YOU DONE GOOFED
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That and “my leaving for work…”
POV: Commenter wanted Goofy wife porn and gets the wrong perspective.
Same thing as MFW, right?
This is why I don't live with my sister snymore
*can't, according to the restraining order.
Roll tide
This is why I live with this guy's sister now.
I also choose this guy’s dead wife
But she's sleeping peacefully so I smile and close the door quietly hoping she'll wake up feeling refreshed and well-rested.
Ew, a decent and good human being
He also locked the door, because he is a XVII c. Russian nobel imprissioned on a modern western body
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Looks like I'm gonna be 17 seconds late
Exactly it only takes moment to tuck them back in dude show some love it's cold
#unexpectedlywholesome
You're*
Ur
U'r
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You're sad that she's so comfortable with you that you get to receive such a lovely view? Carry that image with you all day. Damn.
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"boss I'm going to be late. There's a... hum... leak in the heating system I need to take care of"
Car won't start, AAA is on the way. Give me about an hour. Maybe 15 minutes.
get'in there gooby
Who the fuck downvotes this? Is it the your/you're?
I'm doing it just to irritate you.
*You're. Also, sounds like a 14 year old wrote this.
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*Yrou'e
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It's not POV
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My problem is that she's naked and clinging to me when my alarm goes off. Not only do I have to leave the warm bed, I have to force myself to pry off a beautiful naked woman who doesn't want me to leave…
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Fucks sake Chippy you see what you started?
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Power move. Say I expect you to be in that position when I get home or there will be spankings.
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this post was submitted on 01 Oct 2026
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