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[-] Sordid_Seraphim@lemmy.zip 10 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

[Logic - Easy] CHECK FAILED

[Empathy - Medium] CHECK FAILED

[-] epicstove@lemmy.ca 10 points 18 hours ago

Plot twist: They work as a pharmacist

[-] Johanno@feddit.org 6 points 22 hours ago

In ~~Minecraft~~ the drug store.

[-] Widdershins@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago
[-] UninterestingVoid@reddthat.com 16 points 1 day ago

It would all have worked out the other way around

"I sell kids in need"... "for dru-"

[-] Coolcoder360@lemmy.world 67 points 1 day ago
[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 61 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

me: [remembering girls like down to earth guys] *hold her hand* kids like us

[-] nialv7@lemmy.world 40 points 1 day ago

[remembering girls hate capitalism] no wait. I give drugs to kids in need for free

[-] REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 points 14 hours ago

You don't get free shit in communism, you gotta have equal contribution, so get on your knees

[-] Viceversa@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago
[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Many of us do, many don't

[-] nialv7@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I thought we were just making shit up?

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

According to their smut? No. They fucking love it.

[-] Objection@lemmy.ml 2 points 17 hours ago

I don't think you should extrapolate from porn to irl views and I don't think you should generalize all women as reading billionaire smut either.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago
[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

In a typical smut book (aka Porn for Women) the ~~softcore rapist~~Love interest of the main character is often secretly a billionaire

[-] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 16 hours ago

Plenty of them are werewolf's who can't even afford stretching clothes.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago

Are they? My wife reads a lot of smut and typically there isn't really capitalism in those fantasy worlds. It's usually like some sort of monarchy or authoritarian type governance system.

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Secret Billionaire, Secret Prince, not really much of a difference

[-] gandalf_der_13te@feddit.org 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

me in highschool, flirting with my crush:

[-] eurodyne@piefed.world 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This was, no shit, how I met a boyfriend in 2012. We dated for six years.

He was an awesome dude. I was crushed when he died.

I wanted to marry him…

His name was Seth… he was beautiful.

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