Day 1: All boob access has been rescinded until real action on climate change occurs
Day 2: Sweeping, global legislature addressing climate change
Day 3: Utopian eco-boobular future
Lysistrata had a point, didnโt she.
I feel ignorant now. It's the first I've heard of her. I knew of similar historical tactics with great effect, but I didn't know it went so far back. Thanks for the history lesson.
Yay! You're one of today's 10,000! ๐ฅณ
That was my takeaway from the play
Except that won't work because rich people will always have access to boobs
That's quitter talk. We need solidarity among boob owners. Let nothing divide us.
I don't make the rules, but boob owners aren't a monolith and good luck convincing every last one to stop giving boob to rich men.
If you find yourself questioning the veracity of that statement then ask yourself how Elon Musk ended up having so many offspring... it certainly wasn't because he had a charming personality or an attractive body...
That strategy didnt exactly go phenomenally for the temperance movement, but I guess technically they did get two constitutional amendments out of it
TITS OUT FOR CLIMATE!!!
And for Harambe?
No, dude. Its dicks out for harambe.
Tits are for the climate
Wait... so what are pussies for?
Cuddles and chaos.
Bunny!!
2012: free the nipple!
2026: the nipple is endangered, we must save its native habitat from destruction by human caused climate change
/*//themalenipple has entered the chat
Real enemy are people who don't appreciate all boobs.
Climate Change -> Wet Bulb Temperature -> The sweety underboob
Swamp boob is the worst. Thanks, climate change!
Boob owners?
Free the boob!
Just the one? ๐
Just the favorite one.
The other's just shy, but once you get to know her, she's just as amazing as her teammate.
You have no idea how much you just boosted my confidence
Leave the other as a control group.
I would give anything for a world with more boobs of any size and less climate change.
Waiting for some chud to respond with "Climate change... in her pants!"
Interesting preemptive strike there.
I'm no chud, but I'm afraid the thought occurred to me unbidden & it was honestly the only excuse I could come up with to hide behind while also not wasting the joke. Weird mixture of embarrassment & yet wanting to share the joke. I don't know what to say for myself...
In other words... it was projection.
Also lol, Lemmy is kinda past such humor lol. Such an enemy could not present itself for decades!
Wait, let me try one: I hope boobs manage to stop the sea level rise, but they'll always cause a rise in my pants. How did I do?
Just say it mate, it may feel liberating.
Small boobs usually mean nice bums...and I'm a bum man.
Same with big boobs; likely nice bums.
Basically, bums are nice.
As someone into fem leaning androgyny, small boobs making a girl boyish is a win.
Titties Against Tyranny! Every kind of boobs united against every kind of corruption, exploitation, oppression, et al!
Truly Of The People, By The People, For The People. ๐๐ผโโ๏ธโ๐ผ
unexpected
Truth. Big boobs, small boobs... climate change affects us all. Save the tatas!
Mine left town after I stopped eating like an blithe idiot. I'm still an ardent ally, as always, though.
I'm trying to lose weight, so my hopes are that the small boobs go away along with the belly... And now I'm thinking about how to write a story of a polycule of two boobs and one belly that run away to live their love freely.
Poor booty, left behind per usual. ๐ฅน
But what about C-Cups for Climate Change?
Boob owner contracts to bowner.
I like all sizes of boob. Let's fight climate change together.
i remember you! lol
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