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[-] myyass@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

I will complete the ultimate heresy by eating crisps and chips in bed, with gravy and cheese curds =)

[-] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 1 points 12 hours ago
[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

… in bed … eating …

these are the people I have to share a highway with

[-] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 2 points 5 hours ago

Not necessarily an indicator that they're bad drivers. Just be grateful you don't have to share a bed with them.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)
[-] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 16 points 22 hours ago

Not just eating in bed, eating chips.

*shudders*

[-] manuremy@sopuli.xyz 4 points 22 hours ago

Have you ever had crispbread? Or even better, sour crispbread? I once ate that in bed, was drunk.. The crumbs were there even after like few sheet changes.

[-] Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 day ago

I love it when people make fake text memes and completely disregard who would be the most likely to take the screenshot of the convo.

Like, the implication here is that the person making the unwanted advances found the rejection interesting enough to screenshot it and upload it online somewhere.

yeah yeah I know I'm thinking too hard about it but I just find it funny

[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 hours ago

Actually I posit another theory, the rejector could have found their rejecting funny enough to screenshot/upload, sort of laughing at their own joke.

I mean I'm sure you're right and it's fake, but y'know, other perspectives.

[-] architectonas@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Why not though? Both sides might recognize the humor in it.

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago
[-] Leonixster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 18 hours ago

Yeah I know, and this could also be the conversation between actual partners, but I'm going with what I think would ve the most likely

[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 day ago

warning. this is the work of 'big chips'.

there's something subliminal going on here cuz i just had a craving for chips and had to go fetch a bag myself.

[-] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

Can confirm, eating chips now. Send help and salsa

[-] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 27 points 1 day ago
[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 6 points 22 hours ago

*nasty chipses

[-] zedgeist@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a Double Entendre.

He gives it to her.

(Raw and wriggling?)

[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 6 points 1 day ago
[-] zedgeist@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago
[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 6 points 1 day ago

I can tell you noticed (likely) what instance I am a part of. I was not thinking of that. But if it is gagh, if needs to be alive. Gross if it is dead.

[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago
[-] fubarx@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago
[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Those chips aren't doing your teeth any favors!

[-] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

What kind of favors can chips do?

[-] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 day ago

flavor favors

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