since only the atlantic salmon can be farmed, most salmonid species cant be farmed, they have to be caught in the wild.
NORWEGIAN SALMON ASS TO MOUTH
Bass to Trout
ESPRESSO NUT TO BUTT, no no I meant ~~nut~~ bean two girls and one cup! Wait no Taylor Farms to ~~toilet~~ table--by the restroom!
I've never been to Singapore, but I think vending machines should be common enough there that they wouldn't mistranslate it as ATM.
mistranslate
Americans when other dialects of English are allowed to do their own thing
Look, I'm all for whimsy but let's be honest with ourselves, this is clearly a vending machine and not an ATM. It doesn't even take cash, let alone allow salmon deposits.
Fake outrage aside, this whips and I dunno who's out here buying 200 gram portions of frozen salmon after midnight, but they seem fun.
salmon deposits.
I just want to be very very clear that if you say this phrase out loud, you MUST. ARTICULATE. CAREFULLY.
I agree, this isn't an ATM. It's an automated machine, but it doesn't provide any of the same services as a bank teller. It should instead be called an AFM (automated fishmonger machine).
AFM - Automatic fish monger
FTM - Fish Transaction Machine
Can you be 100% certain that someone doesn't consider salmon as currency? Since the automated teller machine is for giving out currency after all
My cat would totally accept it as payment.
Uh, what do you think S$ means? Clearly, it is Salmon-Dollars.
god I love the pacific NW
I'm confused, since neither Singapore nor Norway are in the Pac NW
This is in the city of Singapore, British Columbia, Canada.
You probably never heard of it because it didn't exists.
There are real? This was a plot point on The Great North and I thought it was something they made up, like cold weather and Alanis Morrisette.
It's real. Seen them, but never felt compelled to use one. There was one outside a small convenience store near where I live. I haven't seen any for years though.
Is the omega 3 really that far from the protein?
Yes but the sustainable is closer to the head
Not closer than the butt, that's for sure.
Until they swap salmon out with tuna, then it'd be correct
There had to be least one (1) bear involved in the creation of this machine.
Can you check your salmon balance there too?
Checking: fish
Savings: fish
I mean this with all sincerity that I wish I had one of these near me. Salmon is so damn good.
How do i deposit my weekly salmon?
In the frying pan. With some lemon pepper and garlic.
If this is real I need one near me
ASM: Automated Salmonoid Machine
Salmon to Mouth to ass!!!!
It's the finale for my fish-based-erotica-paradoy of "Requiem for a dream"...
......."Aquarium Full of Creams"
Wetrium Scream?
Who's your spawnsor for publishing?
Pangolin Parblushers
Don't tell the Japanese, they'll make one that sells Salmon wrapped in used panties!!!
Seriously, the vending machines in Japan are outrageous & abundant in both amount & variety.
I think that's a pretty dated trope, since the 00s there's way less.
It still holds up. I have a homie in Tokyo who's nickname is Vend, btw
Edit: not sure if the link takes you to the "Popularity in Japan" section for everyone, so here's the unedited text copied directly:
"Vending machines are a common sight in Japan, and are considerably popular. There are more than 5.5 million machines installed throughout the nation, and Japan holds the highest ratio of machines per person for any country with one machine for every twenty-three people."
I guess I still see more vending machines in Japan than anywhere else, but there's maybe a tenth of the number there were 10-15 years ago.
This is true, and the niche ones are like the coin pressing machines in the US.. but they can still be found.
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