There was a good few years there when coconut oil was my go-to choice. I just like the texture a lot more compared to other things. I'd always buy two at a time, but only one would be for cooking haha.

Then I stopped after I saw a random Reddit comment that said it had calories when used, y'know, internally, and I really should've fact-checked because that... doesn't appear to be true, unless you're putting it in your mouth, obviously. Might start using it again.

Moral of the story? Don't use Reddit xD

Your hair probably needs a humectant. It needs water. Oils will dry out your hair. Then, getting rid of the oil will make your hair frizzy.

Getting hair that has body and volume is a long, multi-step process that easily takes a year or more. You have to figure out what your hair wants, and walk that line until everything falls into harmony.

It's like walking a slack line. When you correct, it swings the other way, then you correct, it swings the other way, etc. And to top it all off, you are blindfolded, and you don't even know where the slack line is to begin.

But girl, don't let that discourage you. This is a process. This is a thing you can do and learn and seize your womanhood by learning about yourself. It is worth all the heartache.

Do you know your hair type?

According to trollface physics:

1. Oil floats in water

2. Cover yourself in oil

3. Wait for it to rain

4. Fly

I stick with a coconut scented body wash. For the oil i use in my hair, cuticles, and skin i us Jojoba oil. You can get fairly big bottles for under 10 usually. It smells like wet camp fire though in large quantities so i usually pair it with a fruit scented hair oil but only use a little of the scented stuff at the end. Though smelling slightly like a wet camp fire is not entirely unpleasant. I like camp fire haha. The Jojoba oil is said to be very good for skin, cuticles, and hair. As much as coconut oil is awesome i don't think it absorbs into the epidermis like you want it to.

ive been using it for lube a lot lately and i think its honestly best when paired with a water based lube. its a great lube for sure, but it just doesnt have as much lubrication as youd like when things get... vigorous lol. its also fantastic for making popcorn. definitely a great oil.

Coconut oil can be comedogenic (aka it gives you spots) and also causes milia in some people so be careful about using it in skincare. It's great for hair and cuticles though.

I look horrible. Usually I at least like how I look after a shower. But now I look worse. What the fuck is happening, I just want out...everything about me is wrong. Please...enough