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I appreciate the JPG on this.
Anon’s best attempt at coping after being cheated on, feeling betrayed and then murdering.
It's good to see people getting closure
Your best friend:
It may seem weird but it's actually a good solution. It's still his son but also his best friend. Better this than some asshole kid who's not his reincarnated friend.
If a baby is exactly like you, how would that not get annoying after a while? For one thing you could predict its every move
I could not stand having me as a kid. I am amazed my parents didn't strangle me.
My daughter is very much me. When she gets on my wifes nerves, she'll tell me to "go take care of little you."
The thing is, i know what i was responsive too, so i know how to curb the attitude. The only time that hasnt played out in my favor was one time she was pushing her sisters buttons, and I said, "oh theres nothing we can do about this one. We're going to have to wait til her sister snaps and lets her have it." My wife didnt like that answer one bit
This is my son and I. I know what he's thinking before he does, because my brain got there before his.
I'm a bit upset, actually
What? The baby wasn't exactly like him. It was his son with his friend's soul reincarnated into it.
I thought the joke was that his wife cheated on him with his best friend
I mean... it's all fake so it might as well be about actual reincarnation.
Both my kids are exactly like me, except with opposite varieties of ADHD.
I can't stand it.
Love em to death but man just because they are like me doesn't make them more predictable. In my case, they're completely unpredictable...just like I was.
The only saving grace is your kids are also a healthy dose of your partner's qualities. With our kids my wife and I are constantly like "yup that's me right there" "oh but that behavior is all me"
Upvoted for being the only variation of this meme-post-thingy I see WITHOUT some racist agenda crammed inside of it.
Bartender: "So your son fucked himself back into existence through your wife?"
Kinda the plot of 'Enter The Void' innit?
Nah, my son is a way cooler friend than any of the dopes that I counted as friends growing up.
He will realize when this kid is breast feeding and he's just staring. Then it'll click.
That kid was deeper in his wife than he could ever be. It also likely made her scream more than he could ever achieve. He really didn’t think this through.
If only child birth was pleasure and not pain.
The relieve once it's finally out is probably close enough after the hours of "fighting".
I think we men should just shut up about things that we don't know about. Post-partum depression can literally kill people.
Awomen
That comes after the physical relieve of having the baby out. Also the pregnancy and the birth itself can kill people; don’t need the potentially following depression for that.
But anyway: this thread is clearly not serious, is it?
oh. oh no 🥀
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