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[-] joeschmoe@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

Idk man, I've always looked way younger than my age when shaved, but not that extreme. Skin care or not, I would not want to look like that at 34.

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 10 hours ago

That's Pierce Brosnan, famous for his role as Mister Doubtfire and the voice of Genie in Aladdin

[-] Magnum@infosec.pub 2 points 9 hours ago
[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 9 hours ago

She's a lot less blue than I remember, but that's her.

[-] thecryptickler@reddthat.com 14 points 20 hours ago

Part of it, I'm sure, is that Thomas has babyface. Part of it, too, is that people don't smoke cigarettes, or drink as much as they used to, or generally live as hard of lives. Living through the 2000s, for example, isn't really as complicated perhaps, or troubling, as living through the Great Depression and World War II and the Cold War.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 0 points 9 hours ago

This can't be real...jesus

[-] nullspace@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

Smoking, alcohol, no sunscreen will still age up a person of today by 10 years.

[-] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I think also one of them probably had an easier path:

Sean Connery's father was Joseph Connery, a factory worker and lorry driver.

Thomas Brodie-Sangster was the actor and performer, Mark Sangster.

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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 17 points 1 day ago

Some people used to be born old. That's just how the world worked. Also, stupid fashion. Have you seen a photo of a woman college student in the 80s? They look 40.

[-] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 4 points 20 hours ago

Those huge glasses that were in vogue in the 80's did no one any favors.

[-] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

Nah just drugs/drinking/smoking. He has admitted he started smoking at 9

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[-] iuseasahibtw@ani.social 18 points 1 day ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Thomas is like a genetically engineered femboy for Hollywood billionaires.

No need to go out and molest nubile young boys in the Caribbean, this bad boy is of legal age and doesn't look a day past 15.

Like a human version of a toy dog, but with a genetically superior bussy.

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[-] tigermountain@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

These pictures are due to two things; genetics and lighting. Even though dude on right looks younger generally, if he was photographed in the same light as Connery they would look much closer in age.

[-] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago

You can see the shadow on the wall behind him. There is a light below his eyeline. That's called a beauty light, and it hides wrinkles by lighting the areas that would be in shadow from lights above.

But smoking also has a lot to do with it.

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[-] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago
[-] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 11 hours ago

yeah not even a speck of visible feces like wth‽!

[-] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 0 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I'm so deeply offended by this post not meeting my exacting criteria for what a shit post is. How could OP not have consulted me? Me! The arbiter of all that is true and good on the Internet. Shame on your house, OP! You will be Blood Eagled by a team of dachshund ninjas for this transgression!

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

No need to get offended about it bud, they just posted to the wrong comm is all!

[-] workerONE@lemmy.world 165 points 1 day ago

Wow they look like two completely different people

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[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 149 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The difference is 1 part genetics, 1 part skin care routines, 1 part sun protection habits, 7 parts a lifetime with or without smoking and being surrounded by people smoking at nearly all times.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 2 days ago

You forgot "1 part warlock's curse"

I mean, the ~~boy~~ man literally looks 13!

It's like Stephen King's Thinner, but with visual age rather than weight.

[-] Cordinel@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 20 hours ago

Its the angle and lightning. If you look up other pictures of him he looks more like an actual adult. Still way younger looking than Sean of course.

[-] 0ops@piefed.zip 2 points 1 day ago

I was gonna say, Thomas definitely looks younger here than Sean looks older

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[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 9 points 1 day ago

Peter Capaldi and William Hartnell were same age bracket when they played the Doctor.

Amazing what not living through a depression and world war can do for ya

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago

Here his is in dr no a year later looking more like he's 40 instead of 55, given he's in makup, but the crows-feet smile lines aren't doing him any favors.

and here he is 7 years later in 71 (41 years old) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sean_Connery#/media/File:Sean_Connery_as_James_Bond_(1971).jpg

TBH, the effect on skin from smoking seem to hit like a truck in the 40's, that's gotta be severe tanning, smoking and some really rough genetics.

[-] Colalextrast@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

He would have been early 30s in Dr No, it was released two years before Goldfinch. Still, though, it's crazy how much the lifestyles of previous generations differ from current lifestyles and how you can literally read it on people's faces.

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

Goldfinch

goooooldddFINCHAAAAA... .the bird with the MIDAS TOUCH! Such a coooold finchaahhh

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

And crazy enough, He grew up in Scottland, That puts you on the less likely end of the scale to grow up with too much sun :)

[-] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 64 points 2 days ago

It's funny that culturally 34 was considered a middle aged man back then whereas 34 today feels like an old 20 something.

[-] VeganBtw@piefed.social 41 points 1 day ago

You made my entire week and added spring in my step, I just hope it won't ruin my knees.

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[-] Ariselas@piefed.ca 81 points 2 days ago

Sean is always cool, but I wonder how Thomas would look had he been smoking a pack a day for 20 years too.

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[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 59 points 2 days ago

The one on the right is also married to Elon Musk's twice divorce ex-wife. As in the wife married Elon, divorced him, married Elon again, divorced him, then marred the guy on the right.

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[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago

How are even Connery's earlobes masculine?

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