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[-] nullspace@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

she's smiling her pearly white collage girl teeth at me

I'm uncomfortable around Anon.

[-] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

If the genders were reversed everyone would be pissing and farting and shitting their pants over this.

[-] MrOtingocni@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

sigh I haven't been sexually harassed in so long I have to grab my own ass.

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

and you're disappointed when you grab it, aren't you?

[-] MrOtingocni@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Sometimes I buy myself a fancy dinner first but ultimately it still feels hollow and transactional.

[-] balsoft@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 days ago

Good thing she wasn't a GTK girl

[-] UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world 145 points 4 days ago

'Pearly white college girl teeth' a phrase that exists only in a sticky magazine of unclean providence.

[-] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago
[-] UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago

I meant sticky Provenance, hah

[-] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Right, that's the one. Same word in my mother tongue.

[-] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Idk Providence can be a bit unclean, it was built on a swamp after all

[-] Varesti@lemmy.zip 79 points 4 days ago

Thanks, now Anon smiles more!

[-] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 39 points 4 days ago
[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You. Are. Late. (mongolian throat singing intensifies)

[-] Varesti@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 days ago

Great album, but yeah, that cover art always creeped me out.

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

What about the video clips?

[-] Varesti@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 days ago

I don't think I've ever watched any Aphex Twin videos.

[-] pticrix@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago

At the very least, you should watch the Rubber Johnny one. Warning : it's kinda creepy, with a pinch of body horror.

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago

The vids are waaaaaaay creepier but I'm guessing you probably already knew that

Except for the lighting this does look like a pleasant smile tbh

[-] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 75 points 4 days ago

fake: nah, this shit can happen

gay: anon clearly likes dudes and didn’t want to be bothered by this woman

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

sounds like sexual harassment to me.

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago

Yes. Drivethru Girl is a monster.

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

telling people to smile more is a dick move.

i have never understood why people say it other people.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 3 days ago

You should smile more to find out.

[-] dan69@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

OP is sus. Firstly he’s talked to by girl And sounds like suburb interaction

this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2026
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