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[-] qwertyasdf@lemmy.ml 68 points 6 days ago

I paid £400 for the snip but save so much not paying a fortune raising children.

Best investment I have ever made.

[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 14 points 6 days ago

I paid £400 for the snip

Why? "£" suggests you're in the UK. It's free in the UK, unless you don't want to wait a few months.

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 58 points 6 days ago

the shears were cheap but he spent a fortune on bandaids

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[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 54 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

My SIL was on an IUD, like 17 years ago or so. I remember because my nephew is getting his drivers license soon.

(They aren't infallible)

[-] arrow74@lemmy.zip 16 points 6 days ago

Wow she's the .1% of the .1%. When it does fail the vast majority of pregnancies are non-viable ectopic. So your nephew really beat the odds

[-] StabbingSky@lemmy.zip 10 points 6 days ago

They can just fall out or migrate too.

[-] glitch1985@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

Are you talking about the iud or a child?

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 19 points 6 days ago
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[-] blackberry28@sh.itjust.works 21 points 5 days ago

Having no kids is also great if u want to fuck over the billionaire class. They can't exploit people if there simply aren't people left to exploit lol.

[-] bunchberry@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

It's a strange anti-human attitude. We should just go extinct as a species to own the bourgeoisie. I mean, the bourgeoisie needs workers like us, so by that logic, why not just all kill ourselves now to own the bourgeoisie, who will then have no workers left? It's just such a freaking weird mindset I don't get how there are 10 people who agree with you.

[-] NovaVeles@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

I think it makes for a nice hot take but it need some nuance.

Personally, I am not against kids at all but I am against kids within this system. It seems like for many when they think "Yay kids!" That is as far as the thinking goes, unaware that 20 years later those kids will be welcomed into the daily grind as just another meat cog for the machine. Again this is personally, others don't have this concern and I am sure many can easily justify it.

The "no kids FU billionaires" is that same "yay kids" attitude flipped. It is an extreme end on a valid issue.

The reason why billionaires are starting to get very interested in the demographic and population issues is because they know that it will spell trouble for their power structure, it is the same reason why they are cuddling up to any authoritarian leaning government as a means to try and cling to power. So a knee jerk reaction is to feed into their fear, it can be fun, but short sighted.

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[-] martti@suppo.fi 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

NO! they will just get rid of education for lower class, and restore the birthrate lmao. This is not how we supposed to get rid of exploiters.

[-] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 days ago

"We fuck the billionaires by decimating us to dust".

[-] 4grams@awful.systems 32 points 6 days ago

Wife and I got one past her IUD, 11 years old now :). Be careful.

[-] myyass@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Instructions unclear. Installed an IED.

[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 6 days ago
[-] cdf12345@lemmy.zip 7 points 6 days ago

So , unlimited creampies with a strong disclaimer

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[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago

My usual talk during check ups:

Are you currently sexually active?

Yes.

Are you trying to get pregnant, or any chance of a pregnancy?

No.

What method of contraception are you using?

Sex reassignment surgery.

......

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 29 points 6 days ago

I only had one kid so I'm half assing my contribution.

[-] BevsDad@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 days ago

I think you're statistically 60% of the way there?

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[-] dewritoninja@pawb.social 16 points 6 days ago

I hate kids but have a breeding kink, im so thankful I can't get pregnant

[-] NovaVeles@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Ha, now that is a fun predicament.

I have a friend that had a daughter a few years back, he regretted it from day 1 as he basically lost his old life and wasn't a fan of his new one. He has hated it at worst, tolerated it at best for the last few years. And yet, he has said to me "I think I am going insane, I hate ever moment of this... so why do I want another kid?!"

A lot of close friends with kids all say the same thing, they love their kids and they take great care of them, but if they knew then what they know now and could go back in time, they would make sure it would never happen.

One couple had their third about 2 years back and made sure that they would not have a forth because they were already financial strained. About 6 months after their third was born we were out and the mother turn to the father and says "I really want a forth now!" a brief pause then "And that is why past me was smart because past me stopped me from doing that."

Biology is gonna do its thing.

[-] CagedDingo@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago

I have wondered if "breeding kink" is really a kink in the way we usually use the term or it is just our animal instincts compelling us to reproduce which some people supress better than others.

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[-] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

My vasectomy is probably one of the best things I have ever invested in

I have no kids and three money, but most of all, a wonderful lifestyle and almost unbridled freedom

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 days ago

Hmmm, if I insert it up my butt will I stop farting?

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[-] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 10 points 6 days ago

A vasectomy has the same fun, minus the periods bit.

[-] Colonel_Panic_@eviltoast.org 3 points 5 days ago

Yeah, it would be nice if vasectomies stopped periods.

[-] KokusnussRitter@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 6 days ago

Wait. No more periods?! Is that an expected side effect of an IUD? :o

[-] msbigtitsbigthoughts@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago

Yes, but that only applies to hormonal IUDs, not copper ones.

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago

That's why you don't buy copper from Ea-nāṣir.

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[-] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 14 points 6 days ago

that really, truly is how it feels after some good oral!

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[-] SourDragon@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

I gave birth once. Would rather never experience that hell again.

[-] elephantium@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Side note, I'm fascinated by your username. Are you a dragon with a sour disposition? Or more like a Sour Patch Dragon? Or a dragon who likes to eat sour patch kids? All three?

[-] SourDragon@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Just my name.

From my bio:

I'm Sour of the Noodle Council®. I'm here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®

It's just a character.

[-] elephantium@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Ah, I misinterpreted your username. Carry on, then!

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[-] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Yeah, we good with our amount of babbies. This timeline is cursed. Send them to another for protection.

[-] Malica@lemmy.zip 8 points 6 days ago

Busting out the Lisa Frank! Congrats on surviving insertion because Jesus fucking Christ that shit hurts. I had to have mine taken out because it kept poking me, hope you don't have that issue!

[-] djdarren@piefed.social 5 points 6 days ago

My partner had theirs replaced yesterday. It's the second time I've sat by them while it was done, and my god, you uterus-owners pay the iron price for that shit. And we thank you all for it.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Yeeted everything but my ovaries laat summer and it's been awesome. 10/10 recommend that shit

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[-] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

*conditions apply

[-] ST33LDI9ITAL@piefed.zip 6 points 6 days ago

I too would like to help you contribute to declining birth rate and many creampies!

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