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[-] Gyrcas@piefed.zip 5 points 1 day ago

I wonder what rating I would get :3c

(If anyone really wants to do it, it's in my posts ;3)

[-] Banana@sh.itjust.works 4 points 23 hours ago

oh christ..oh jeez...oh my...uh. hrm, def 8 or higher, maybe 8.5

not usually the type to rate - more just the get down to bidniss type hahaha

[-] Gyrcas@piefed.zip 3 points 22 hours ago

Thanks~

I think I remember you praising me before :3c

If you go to my dms, I could always show you a bit more of it~

[-] Banana@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 hours ago

I tried - idk if its a cross-instance issue or not - did you receive it?

[-] Gyrcas@piefed.zip 2 points 15 hours ago

Nope, no messages after my "of course :3" :(

[-] Banana@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago

I sent u my matrix, I can keep trying i guess or post it here i guess if you didnt get it - i can also remove it later

[-] Gyrcas@piefed.zip 2 points 6 hours ago

I sent you a Matrix invite, sorry for making you wait for my response, I was sleeping

[-] Banana@sh.itjust.works 3 points 21 hours ago

Look at you, living up to expectations, what a good boy

[-] dastechniker@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

check your dms >:3

[-] benjaminb@discuss.tchncs.de 38 points 2 days ago
[-] ShadowOfMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 67 points 2 days ago

Before anyone says anything, 7/10 is good, actually. So, congrats! Happy for you 💜

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 52 points 2 days ago

It’s only a few points away from 5/7, a perfect score

[-] dastechniker@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago

thank you!! she said it'd be higher if i took a better picture so now I Gotta

[-] ShadowOfMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 days ago

Sounds like you've got something good going on. Best of luck 🩷

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Did she want you to include your face well holding your driver's license?

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago

Only if the little fella is wearing a bowtie.

[-] TherapyGary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 days ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 45 points 2 days ago
[-] dastechniker@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Show us your penis for judgment you coward

[-] dastechniker@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Don't make me say "no homo" please, we are mature enough to be able to share dick pics

[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Oh, I can make you, can I?

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 days ago
[-] dastechniker@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

i have two of those two if you want to see them

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago

Sure, post your cocks hahah!

[-] dastechniker@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[-] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago

Daaaamn 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

Fuck, now thats what I get up in the morning to see! Hot DAMN!

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 days ago

I love sending random strangers Dick pics.

NSFW

How about a Dick rubbing an ass?

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Normally, a thing to enjoy. Alas, not this time.

[-] gothmog@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

Is... is.. is that a giant golden scrotum?

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

An unfortunate smelting accident.

[-] gothmog@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Oh my God I could not for the life of me figure out what that was. Coming back to it now I see what it really is.

[-] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 days ago

oh my god did you actually use this template correctly?? fuck yeah

[-] aburrito@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

Well, let’s see this 7/10

[-] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 10 points 2 days ago

Better than I've rated most penises sent to me x3

[-] jaded@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago

pics or it didn't happened!

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago

hopefully that's a rating and not 7/10 of a pizza

[-] pr06lefs@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

shouldn't the top and bottom text be swapped? this meme is telling me your dick pic complement is being overwhelmed by ginormous breakup grief

[-] LostCarcosan@lemmy.today 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Nah, because the little guy in this meme wipes the floor with the big guy. In fact, lots of fantasy books/games/films involve the normal sized hero defeat the giant evil bad guy. This one in particular is from Dark Souls, and the little guy's job is to go around and bring the demigods that abandoned their responsibilities back home, dead or alive, and make them do their damn jobs

[-] dastechniker@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

the dick pic complement is doing its best against the grief but it is an uphill battle

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