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[-] darthsundhaft@piefed.social 1 points 7 minutes ago

They can keep the carpeting. I want full size candy bars.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 3 points 3 hours ago
[-] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

Okay, yeah, the arcade carpet was pretty awesome.

[-] Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Maybe these guys could install it for you

[-] kamen@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

The the carpeting

The smell of mostly cleaned vomit and soda.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 hours ago

I think I am getting the the fear

[-] artifex@piefed.zip 88 points 10 hours ago

The two “the”s let you know how serious they are.

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 22 points 9 hours ago

Whenever someone does that, I reread it in Jeff Goldblum's voice and it becomes scintillating.

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 17 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

https://www.flooringinc.com/shop/joy-carpets-neon-lights-carpet-dynamo-9534.html

I'm very close to replacing my basements carpet with this and installing a couple black lights. Than I just need the pinball machines to put in it. That'll be the most expensive part

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago

black lights

Risky, I like it.

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 2 points 52 minutes ago

The sex dungeon is adjoining, so we'll see.. literally

[-] Ertain@feddit.online 4 points 5 hours ago

Yes, the carpet and lights.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 23 points 10 hours ago

Does it also smell like a bus seat?

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 21 points 9 hours ago

No no, it smells like 2000 incidents of an 8-year-old puking up soda and birthday cake, which was then cleaned up by someone making minimum wage.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 17 points 8 hours ago

That's what a bus seat smells like.

New York City subway seats taste the best.

[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 2 points 58 minutes ago* (last edited 57 minutes ago)

how? they're smooth plastic. nothing to hold onto the flavor.

what you really want are the blue velvet seats on Philadelphia's Market-Frankford subway line

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 2 points 54 minutes ago

Smooth plastic holds the puddles better.

[-] Hawke@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

Can confirm, I was the kid.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago
[-] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 4 points 8 hours ago

MYSTERY SCIENCE THETHEATRE 3000

[-] Zephorah@discuss.online 18 points 9 hours ago

The early 1990s called, they need that carpet to hang as a backdrop for school photos.

[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

That stupid backdrop (for my older brothers’ school photos) had toddler-me convinced that school would be like a party.

I was so, so disappointed.

[-] zxqwas@lemmy.world 26 points 10 hours ago

Oh so that is what a migraine while hungover looks like

[-] cruseo@piefed.world 14 points 10 hours ago

the best part: if/when you puke on it because looking at it gave you the spins, you can't see the puke!

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 10 points 9 hours ago

You puke big rings? Are you Sonic?

no, you realize there's like a dozen people in those games it could be? my culture is not your costume, asshole!

[-] perishthethought@piefed.social 1 points 8 hours ago

Hey babe, new sonic lore just landed

[-] moonshadow@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 hours ago

I actually have a roll of this in my trash treasures pile. And they say hoarding doesn't pay

[-] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 12 points 10 hours ago

You can buy it and have it installed. I did. It was even cheaper than most regular carpet.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 hours ago

Supply and demand still works!

[-] Hawke@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

You and @DonkeyStar@lemmy.world need to exchange carpet supplier contacts.

[-] DonkeyStar@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

We really do, because I was coming up with around $300 of carpet to cover a $400 arcade machine, which felt excessive.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago
[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

[-] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 1 points 3 hours ago
[-] SpicyPepper@piefed.social 3 points 6 hours ago

Came here for this

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 hours ago
[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 21 points 10 hours ago

Look, kid. This isn't "sims 1". This is "bowling alley" or "skating rink".

[-] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 8 points 9 hours ago

perhaps you're older than me, but my back hurts and the hair is going gray, so throw my weight into the ring and say

image

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

Don't throw your weight into the ring, you'll pull your hip. Just ease it into the ring.

[-] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 2 points 8 hours ago

i am pretty resilient with my inversion table equipped!

[-] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 3 points 8 hours ago

Skating rinks still exist and they haven't changed the carpet. Went to one a couple months ago

[-] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

PARIS

IN THE

THE SPRING

[-] DonkeyStar@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

You can still get it, it’s just really fucking expensive. I built an arcade cabinet and wanted to stick The Carpet to the sides instead of graphics. Turns out my budget was better suited to buying bulk packs of misprinted stickers on Temu.

[-] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 2 points 8 hours ago

Gosh the carpet must be REALLY expensive if 1 yard of it is unaffordable.

[-] DonkeyStar@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

Nah, the problem was that suppliers wanted a minimum, and then I’d have to pay for shipping. We have carpet stores locally, but they don’t carry it.

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