Sounds like a setup for a Netflix murder mystery miniseries

Yes, that’s what you’re supposed to do with secrets: Hide them.

HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE GREAT FAMILY RESTAURANT THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY JUST THINK OF ALL THE BIRTHDAY PARTIES

Those are all really sharp

The job of the police is not to provide medical assistance, it is to put him in jail, which will make his situation infinitely worse.

And how the hell do you know that he’s intoxicated? He could be mentally ill or have a head injury or it could be for one of a dozen other reasons. It’s pretty arrogant and bigoted to assume that he’s intoxicated.

My advice is to mind your own goddamn business. But if you just can’t help yourselves, maybe do the person a favor and actually call an ambulance if your intention is to actually help them rather than make their situation worse.

It’s always the ones you most suspect

Admit it: you had fun with that

Reminds me of seamlessly running win16 stuff in OS/2

Or not-so-seamlessly trying to do the reverse, lol

Possibly it was, and Doc Brown just couldn’t get his hands on a DeLorean to use as a Time Machine.

“Sorry, Marty, I couldn’t find a DeLorean in good enough condition, and like fuck I was gonna use a CyberTruck, so this Hyundai ELANTRA will have to do. By the way, what the fuck are you wearing?”

The Ninth circuit court of appeals already did that last night when they ruled on the case for the California ballots. Since Washington is also in the ninth circuit, this is all bullshit.

The best time would have been for him to show up for Angie Nixon at UCF in Orlando this weekend, but he was busy in Ohio and Michigan.

I don’t know if you saw it, but he fucking killed it, too. And, speaking strictly from a strategic perspective, I think he was doing a lot more good up north than he would’ve done for Angie Nixon in Florida.

But they’re still is time left for him to come down here.

I’m also a Florida voter, but I already mailed in my vote.

She often says crazy things