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Shaking hands rule
(lemmy.nz)
I can live with that 😂
gay
half of the hands are women s
yeah but they have another mans dick on them
lesbians
Trans lesbians
cis lesbians
Cis women can also date trans lesbians
fuck, the argument is "every hand has touched a penis"
the counter argument is finding one subgroup that doesn't, even one individual person is enough to prove it wrong.
so even if I say cis lesbians, there will be some exceptions, but there are cis lesbians who never touched a penis, as well as virgin women, or huevedoce boys.
But the post says "almost every hand".
oh. i feed myself my own bullshit and forgot the plot
Can't argue with that. Even as a lefty I have held it in the right hand on occasion.
we fist-bump👊 now, boomer
with our dicks
Keep that to yourself you gen Xer. We gen z have no real friends to fist bump or shake hands with
skill issue
People also chuck water like fish didn't fuck in it.
people will bathe in rivers like other people have never fucked in it before
That's why I bathe in them
People hold Olympic swimming competitions in the Seine like there isn't poo floating around the athletes.
Hmm
hope not, I've shaken toddlers hands, half of them makes sense though. the other half is sad
one of my earliest memories is being in the pool with my cousin, we both toddlers and naked, and she pulling my dick...
bring it up at evey family event
Stacy, remember when you pulled my penis in the pool?
It works with a lot of mouth though 🤭
It does indeed 😆
Please don't go putting your hands in other people's mouth. Unless you're dentist or have a weird fetish \s
good!
i thought the small text at bottom said "execute me!"
nah, when I was in middle school I hope the cis girls in my class never did that unless they're already dating. But I don't think at that age I'd expect girls to be dating yet. And I did shake hands with my classmates when I was in middle school.
Almost
this post was submitted on 04 Nov 2026
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